1 00:00:46,333 --> 00:00:48,333 [noises at the door] 2 00:00:51,125 --> 00:00:55,375 One moment, I'll let you in soon, a little patience, eh! 3 00:01:04,166 --> 00:01:05,458 Now you can enter! 4 00:01:05,583 --> 00:01:07,250 [bark] 5 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,833 Cecco! Kill how much weight you've gained! 6 00:01:12,208 --> 00:01:13,250 [bleat] 7 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,291 Hello! Merry Christmas! 8 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:17,791 Hello, Bianca! 9 00:01:18,041 --> 00:01:19,416 Lady Duchess. 10 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:20,750 [quack] 11 00:01:20,958 --> 00:01:23,875 [imitates the squawking of geese] 12 00:01:24,083 --> 00:01:25,291 [horses clattering] 13 00:01:25,833 --> 00:01:28,208 Merry Christmas! 14 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:31,250 - [nitrite] - [imitates horses neighing] 15 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:32,791 [skunk squeak] 16 00:01:33,416 --> 00:01:37,541 Hey, Peto! Peta, hi! 17 00:01:38,916 --> 00:01:40,666 Even at Christmas, guys. 18 00:01:42,541 --> 00:01:45,958 And what is it… go, come on. 19 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:49,375 [glottling turkeys] 20 00:01:50,750 --> 00:01:53,666 Always the last you two, huh? Let's go. 21 00:01:55,958 --> 00:01:59,125 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight… 22 00:01:59,416 --> 00:02:01,958 [sounds of all animals] 23 00:02:02,708 --> 00:02:05,833 No... What are you upset about, little one? 24 00:02:06,875 --> 00:02:10,458 Good, stop for a moment, I have to tell you something. 25 00:02:11,625 --> 00:02:13,916 Move over, Blaky. Here you are. 26 00:02:14,583 --> 00:02:16,583 - Before you open the presents... - [bleat] 27 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,291 Yes Bianca, just a moment. 28 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:20,958 I want to tell you I'm leaving for a week. 29 00:02:21,250 --> 00:02:23,041 - [nitrite] - [grunt] 30 00:02:23,208 --> 00:02:24,416 - [quack] - [cooing] 31 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:29,125 - [quack] - [dogs whining] 32 00:02:29,791 --> 00:02:32,916 Come on… What are those faces? 33 00:02:34,333 --> 00:02:36,208 It's only a few days. 34 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:41,458 Come on, let's open the presents. Go to mom. 35 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,833 [bleat] 36 00:02:44,291 --> 00:02:47,958 You made a beastly mess, we no longer understand anything. 37 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,458 Merry Christmas, love. 38 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:52,958 Thank you. 39 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:58,541 - Here... and this is for you. - Thanks, dad. 40 00:03:04,833 --> 00:03:06,416 Ah, how beautiful! What is it? 41 00:03:06,875 --> 00:03:10,083 It's a satellite navigator, touch screen, bluetooth. 42 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:11,750 And what's the point? 43 00:03:12,291 --> 00:03:16,083 But how, do you have to go to Cortina? I preset Rome - Cortina 44 00:03:16,291 --> 00:03:19,708 and that takes you all the way to the hotel, so I'm sure you'll arrive. 45 00:03:20,083 --> 00:03:21,666 Love, how thoughtful of you. 46 00:03:22,541 --> 00:03:24,416 - A helmet? - Do you like dad? 47 00:03:24,583 --> 00:03:26,875 But what can I do if I don't have a scooter! 48 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,208 You have it, it's in the garage. 49 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:32,791 Really? Thanks, dad! I'm going to try it right away. 50 00:03:32,958 --> 00:03:36,500 - [phone rings] - I'll try it right away, I'm flying! 51 00:03:38,291 --> 00:03:40,500 - Ready? - [man splutters in Neapolitan] 52 00:03:40,666 --> 00:03:41,666 But who speaks? 53 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:44,750 [man babbles in Neapolitan] 54 00:03:44,916 --> 00:03:47,083 [in English] I don't understand, can you repeat? 55 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:50,416 - [sputters in Neapolitan] - Okay! [in English] Hello! 56 00:03:52,625 --> 00:03:55,083 - But who was he? - Well, a non-EU citizen... 57 00:03:55,416 --> 00:03:59,375 [phone ringing] 58 00:04:00,666 --> 00:04:02,625 - Ready? - France, it's me. 59 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:05,458 Is your husband stupid? He hangs up the phone in my face! 60 00:04:05,625 --> 00:04:08,625 No, Felice. He's my brother, Didn't you recognize him? 61 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:11,083 - And I don't understand... - Tell me. 62 00:04:11,416 --> 00:04:14,625 No, I'm saying, unfortunately Margherita hasn't arrived yet 63 00:04:14,791 --> 00:04:17,916 start opening presents. As soon as it arrives I'll call you. 64 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,250 All right, calm down. Merry Christmas! 65 00:04:21,291 --> 00:04:23,500 - Why? - Because it's Christmas! 66 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:24,916 Oh. 67 00:04:26,583 --> 00:04:29,250 - He said he's waiting for the girl and she'll come. - It's better. 68 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:32,791 There is no communication, he doesn't speak Italian. 69 00:04:33,041 --> 00:04:36,625 Poor thing! It's not his fault if when my parents separated 70 00:04:36,833 --> 00:04:38,666 he went to Naples with his mother. 71 00:04:38,875 --> 00:04:42,125 Yes, but he has lived in Rome for 7 years and still speaks like Pulcinella. 72 00:04:42,375 --> 00:04:44,458 [imitates Neapolitan] 73 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:47,125 Let's move on, otherwise we'll be late. The gift? 74 00:04:47,375 --> 00:04:48,541 There he is. 75 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:53,833 Thank you sweetie. 76 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,833 I'm sorry you can't come skiing with us. 77 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,583 Me too, you don't know how much, but I had triplets 78 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:03,916 a spinal anesthesia, a birth in unpleasant water that you don't know 79 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:06,583 I'm also cold, I'll put on overcoats. 80 00:05:07,125 --> 00:05:08,333 Just at Christmas. 81 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,458 I told him not to copulate at the end of March 82 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,208 but they do as they please! 83 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:17,458 Spring arrives, his libido rises and I can't stand them anymore, eh. 84 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,541 Oh. 85 00:05:22,416 --> 00:05:24,666 Original… but it's wonderful. 86 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:28,958 - I'm going to pack my bags. - I'll try it right now, darling. 87 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,708 Oh! Well done, I see you already master it. 88 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:39,541 Ready, pussy. Did you like the gift? 89 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,291 [woman] Yes darling, it's beautiful, I've already worn it. 90 00:05:42,958 --> 00:05:44,958 But the best gift you gave me 91 00:05:45,166 --> 00:05:47,833 is that this year you will spend the holidays Christmas with me. 92 00:05:48,666 --> 00:05:49,666 Paul? 93 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,958 Are we safe this year? It's all right, right? 94 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:56,625 All right. I swear to you. They'll leave in a little while. 95 00:05:57,625 --> 00:06:01,416 I put petrol in it, the thermal tyres. I set the navigator for him 96 00:06:01,625 --> 00:06:04,291 I booked him in Cortina for 4 weeks and it's done! 97 00:06:04,541 --> 00:06:05,583 [thud] 98 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:08,208 Love, I'll call you back. Federico! 99 00:06:10,291 --> 00:06:12,750 [radio] Merry Christmas, from Radio Montecarlo! 100 00:06:13,041 --> 00:06:15,000 [plays "Jingle Bells"] 101 00:06:16,041 --> 00:06:18,125 The best music on Radio Montecarlo. 102 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,708 I remind you that right after the next piece 103 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:25,041 we will talk to Luigi Coppia on the phone, the author of Single is handsome 104 00:06:25,208 --> 00:06:27,666 for our column "How I Spend Christmas" 105 00:06:27,833 --> 00:06:31,500 and we will try to understand how singles will spend Christmas. 106 00:06:32,333 --> 00:06:35,416 ♪ Single bell, single bell ♪ 107 00:06:35,708 --> 00:06:38,125 ♪ Single too bell ♪ 108 00:06:38,666 --> 00:06:39,666 [hums] 109 00:06:41,416 --> 00:06:44,875 - Who knows what I gave myself. - [phone rings] 110 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,833 [phone ringing] 111 00:06:50,541 --> 00:06:53,083 - [speaker] Merry Christmas, Luigi. - Merry Christmas to you. 112 00:06:53,291 --> 00:06:56,083 So, can you explain to Radio Montecarlo listeners 113 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,083 what are the reasons to choose a single Christmas? 114 00:06:59,416 --> 00:07:03,875 Certain. Well, for starters, you never get the wrong gift. 115 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:05,958 Also because you do it yourself. 116 00:07:06,666 --> 00:07:09,708 - Sorry, it was to lighten things up. - [clears throat] 117 00:07:10,041 --> 00:07:14,291 As a single you have no obligations no duties, do what you like. 118 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,958 Yes, but he's not afraid that way to seem misogynistic? 119 00:07:17,125 --> 00:07:20,625 No! Look, I have nothing against women, let's not start. 120 00:07:20,958 --> 00:07:23,166 I only fight sexual blackmail. 121 00:07:23,333 --> 00:07:28,166 It's a concept I want to explore further in the next book Killer Chip. 122 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:33,041 A provocative title, you will say, but on the which is worth opening a long discussion… 123 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,958 Thanks to Luigi Coppia, author of Single is beautiful. 124 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,458 - We continue with the mu… - [attacks] 125 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,250 To you and to all listeners. 126 00:07:49,708 --> 00:07:54,833 No… I didn't expect that! 127 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:58,916 [appreciative whistle] 128 00:08:04,208 --> 00:08:07,083 Mo - i - th. 129 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:11,291 Same as typewriter. 130 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,750 Okay… 131 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:32,916 Paolo, are you crazy? How do we start with Federico like this? 132 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:35,791 Do you give up your holidays due to a fracture? 133 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,500 It just seems like… nonsense to me. 134 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,666 A fracture? But have you seen it? 135 00:08:40,875 --> 00:08:42,916 I saw the x-rays, I'm a doctor! 136 00:08:43,208 --> 00:08:46,000 Don't see me like this, a couple of days and it's new again. 137 00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:49,208 - Shut up! - Don't talk nonsense, let's stay in Rome. 138 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:53,166 - Oh. - Then I was sorry to leave you alone. 139 00:08:53,583 --> 00:08:56,291 - Oh. - We're staying at the house with you, happy? 140 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:58,333 Very much! 141 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:01,000 Fuck you! 142 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,708 Put me the radar in the 12 mile scale. 143 00:11:00,916 --> 00:11:01,916 All right. 144 00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:04,875 Love? 145 00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,500 Hello, darling... you succeeded to call your friend? 146 00:11:08,666 --> 00:11:11,375 I've actually been trying for a while. Later. 147 00:11:12,875 --> 00:11:15,666 [phone ringing] 148 00:11:16,291 --> 00:11:18,041 [woman] Hello? Who speaks? 149 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:22,583 Michela, I'm Anna. Finally. I'm waiting for you here in the Caribbean. 150 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,625 I'm so excited to the idea of getting married on the ship. 151 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:30,166 - Have you sorted out the animals? - Yes, don't worry, everything is fine, 152 00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:32,458 I talked to everyone and convinced them. 153 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:34,958 But you know what it's like in my house, we are a tribe. 154 00:11:35,291 --> 00:11:37,291 I'm happy that you are my witness! 155 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:40,875 The trip will make you forget the idiot who left you. 156 00:11:41,291 --> 00:11:44,583 And then I can't wait to let you meet my Piero. 157 00:11:44,875 --> 00:11:48,583 I can't wait to send you too by email a photo of Bernardo. 158 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,583 Well, have you met someone else yet? Of course it has a name... 159 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,916 But for a hedgehog it's fine, sorry, eh. 160 00:11:55,125 --> 00:11:56,166 Oh, he's curly? 161 00:11:56,500 --> 00:12:00,125 But no, it's not a hedgehog, it's a hedgehog. 162 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:01,666 [hedgehog sound] 163 00:12:02,458 --> 00:12:05,250 Look, tell Doctor Bava that the novel is finished 164 00:12:05,416 --> 00:12:08,416 and that I would like to hand it over to him because I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. 165 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,875 [noise of skidding and nailing] 166 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,541 But damn… 167 00:12:18,625 --> 00:12:22,750 Good, don't be afraid, everything is fine. 168 00:12:22,958 --> 00:12:23,958 Help! 169 00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,333 [man] Raise the cabin! Help me! 170 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:29,708 Floor! At that time? Floor! 171 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,208 But you dirty girl... 172 00:12:33,666 --> 00:12:35,291 - [all] How's it going? - Everything OK. 173 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,583 With these hands! 174 00:12:36,791 --> 00:12:39,250 - [woman] Are you okay? - Yes please. 175 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:43,500 Now let's look for your master, calm. Who is the master? 176 00:12:47,041 --> 00:12:49,375 Miss, what did you do? 177 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:52,041 Oh no, nothing happened, everything is fine. 178 00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,166 The dog is fine, fortunately. 179 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,500 The dog? 180 00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:59,708 But who cares about the dog! 181 00:12:59,916 --> 00:13:01,875 He almost killed me, look. 182 00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,416 Shut up! 183 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,875 What is he screaming? Can't you see he's scared? 184 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:08,458 Scared the dog? 185 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:10,583 Look, I'm in a bit of a hurry. 186 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:13,750 It could continue to caress his ears? 187 00:13:13,958 --> 00:13:17,875 It's a surefire way to calm him down. So, there you go, perfect… 188 00:13:18,041 --> 00:13:21,083 For how long? Miss, where are you going? 189 00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,416 I need your details. 190 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,875 - You find them on the medal. - Oh. 191 00:13:28,666 --> 00:13:32,958 Yes, but not his, his! Miss! 192 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:35,958 Holy shit! Miss, it's an omission of assistance. 193 00:13:36,166 --> 00:13:38,250 Stop! Where do you think you're going? 194 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:40,625 Stopped! 195 00:13:41,125 --> 00:13:43,333 - [scream of pain] - [hedgehog sound] 196 00:13:44,666 --> 00:13:47,625 Bernardo! Get up, you're sitting on Bernardo! 197 00:13:47,916 --> 00:13:49,916 - You're a murderer! - She's crazy! 198 00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,958 - Don't scream, there are geese. - That? 199 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:54,166 - The geese! - Geese? Which geese? 200 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,208 Where, the geese? I don't see… 201 00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,166 [quack] 202 00:14:00,166 --> 00:14:01,958 Stop. 203 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:06,291 Stop! 204 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:07,666 Who goes there! 205 00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:14,500 "Casa Baumiao, via del Boschetto, 28." 206 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:17,208 "Casa Baumiao, via del Boschetto, 28." 207 00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:21,500 Home… 208 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,791 Woof… meow… 209 00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:27,583 - What are you doing, oh! - Please! 210 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:33,166 The CID is missing, I'm writing an address, except that I ran out of... ink. See? 211 00:14:33,375 --> 00:14:34,791 Now I'll charge you back! 212 00:14:38,583 --> 00:14:39,583 Thank you. 213 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:52,666 Honey, I still can't believe it. I have you all to myself. 214 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:56,250 Well, just everything… 215 00:14:56,833 --> 00:14:57,875 What do you mean? 216 00:15:00,541 --> 00:15:02,916 It's just… mine aren't [slurs]. 217 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:04,333 What did you say? 218 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,791 Magda, you are an understanding woman. 219 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,666 There was a tragic mishap. 220 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:14,291 And unfortunately mine no longer left. 221 00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:17,416 - But I promise you that next year... - Who do you want to fool? 222 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:21,083 You've been promising to stay for 3 years with me, but you always find excuses! 223 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,750 But I promise you this year it's true! I swear to you! 224 00:15:23,958 --> 00:15:26,541 And I swear to you I never want to see you again! 225 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,208 So you break the balls... 226 00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,958 I'll be carried on holiday from the first one I find! 227 00:15:31,166 --> 00:15:33,458 And I find it, you know I find it! 228 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,666 - Out! - What do you find? 229 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,166 - I never want to see you again! - What do you find? 230 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:40,166 Out! 231 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,166 At least give me clothes! 232 00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:56,083 Now at home I'll give you a nice bath that you are full of fleas. 233 00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:58,666 [Paolo] What do you smell? 234 00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,000 Excuse me, it's an emergency. 235 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,916 - Give me my clothes! - Damn how are you, you have more fleas than me. 236 00:16:14,666 --> 00:16:16,708 Wash your feet! Smell that stench! 237 00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:24,291 This is the answering machine by Magda Venni, I'm not at home. 238 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,875 Leave a message after the acoustic signal. 239 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:30,375 - [beep] - Magda love, please answer me. 240 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 I've been trying to talk to you for an hour. 241 00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:37,000 Look, if you leave me I'll kill myself. 242 00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:40,916 Quick, let's run to my brother, he says he'll kill himself. 243 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,125 - He was dumped by Margherita. - Imagine if he kills himself! 244 00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:48,041 - That's some bullshit they say... - No, that's what he really does, come on! 245 00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,833 Right now that I'm on the phone? 246 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,541 - Rector Magnificus, see you later... - Paul! 247 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,041 - Many things dear to you and your family. - Paul! 248 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:06,833 - Come on, quickly. - Stay calm. What are you? 249 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:08,625 But how can I stay calm? 250 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,166 Fuck the seagulls. But you're at the seaside, right? 251 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:13,875 - What are you coming to do in Rome? - Do you think it's time? 252 00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,291 I just got it from the body shop. 253 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:20,458 But you don't have the keys? 254 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,250 Yes, but I wouldn't want him to make any rash gestures. 255 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:26,583 - Happy, open up. - No! I said I do it and I do it! 256 00:17:26,791 --> 00:17:30,000 I want to die because Margherita is no longer here. 257 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,208 But you will find another more beautiful one. 258 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:34,291 It is not true! But why do you say that? 259 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:37,125 You make me nervous if you say that, because it's impossible! 260 00:17:37,666 --> 00:17:40,833 I turn on the gas, that's it! I want to die like this! 261 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,916 Tell him something. 262 00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,958 Happy, but are you crazy, with the gas? Let's all blow up! 263 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:48,958 Maybe, I don't know, one jumps out of the window. 264 00:17:49,625 --> 00:17:52,208 - Are you stupid? - He doesn't do it anyway. Give me the key. 265 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,583 - Happy! - No! I want to die! 266 00:18:01,833 --> 00:18:03,375 I want to die! 267 00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,958 - [thud] - Oh God! He killed himself! 268 00:18:07,291 --> 00:18:09,916 What a mess, we're on the first floor. 269 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:23,125 Oh God… My God! 270 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:26,208 - Is dead? - No… 271 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,625 he is not dead. 272 00:18:30,416 --> 00:18:34,875 He destroyed my convertible. This dickhead! 273 00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:04,750 [hoarse voice] Who is it? 274 00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:08,791 Good evening. I'm Luigi Coppia, for the accident. I found the address… 275 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,041 [hoarse voice] Who is it? 276 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,083 As I told you, I'm Coppia Luigi. 277 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:17,458 The name won't mean anything to you, but telephone booth, nose, dog. 278 00:19:17,666 --> 00:19:19,208 Who is? 279 00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,958 But what is it, deaf? I'm Luigi Torpia… 280 00:19:22,208 --> 00:19:25,875 [TV] A quadrumane is favored over to a biped in the use of the paddle. 281 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:29,625 - It is proven that a chimpanzee… - Someone open the door! 282 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:32,708 [TV] …reaches the same speed of the Abbagnale family. 283 00:19:33,666 --> 00:19:34,833 [monkey sound] 284 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:43,166 Baghino! How many times have I told you that you have to lift the tablet? 285 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:46,166 Go outside, learn to be a pig! 286 00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,333 Permit? 287 00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:00,958 Is anyone there? 288 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:05,750 Couple… Luigi, nose… allowed? 289 00:20:21,958 --> 00:20:24,541 Offer something to our guest! 290 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,541 Oh, thanks. 291 00:20:45,250 --> 00:20:47,416 Ah, another… good. 292 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,750 I'm full like this, thanks. 293 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:56,500 No, it just sticks to me… as if I had accepted. 294 00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:58,041 Thank you, ma'am... 295 00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:04,875 No, thank you really. He insists on this biscuit. 296 00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,041 [Michela] I'll be with you straight away. 297 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,958 [monkey sound] 298 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,000 Good morning, would you like? 299 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,333 What, do you want? Don't you recognize me? 300 00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:20,958 No. 301 00:21:21,916 --> 00:21:24,208 Look, let's not start getting smart, huh? 302 00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:28,500 No, but really… it might be the band-aid, but… 303 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,291 Wait a minute, maybe I understand... 304 00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,125 Are you the author of Single is beautiful? 305 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:53,166 Yes... a painful book, strongly desired 306 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,875 but that gave me popularity… But let's not change the subject. 307 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,750 She doesn't imagine the mess that made me! 308 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:01,416 Did I mess her up? 309 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:05,416 She hit me, broke my nose and she even ran away! 310 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:08,291 And he wants to put this with that what has he done to me? 311 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:11,958 Because of this idiotic book, vapid, empty and chauvinist 312 00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:15,916 - my boyfriend left me! - So you see how it works? 313 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:18,875 Is he also funny? 314 00:22:19,375 --> 00:22:24,625 Look, I came here, alone to get her to sign an admission of guilt. 315 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:26,708 - Now sign… - I don't sign anything for you! 316 00:22:26,916 --> 00:22:28,666 I'm not leaving until he signs. 317 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:31,666 - And I call Tweety and Sylvester! - Pure Speedy Gonzales 318 00:22:31,833 --> 00:22:34,333 I'm not leaving here anyway. 319 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:36,750 Tweety, Sylvester… 320 00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,833 Uh… how scary. 321 00:22:40,875 --> 00:22:43,416 - [barking] - Oh God, what is it? 322 00:22:43,791 --> 00:22:46,250 Help! 323 00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:52,916 Help! 324 00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:10,208 Oh mama! 325 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:11,666 Oh mama! 326 00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:13,416 [barking] 327 00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,625 Holy shit… 328 00:23:22,916 --> 00:23:27,791 Magda… I can't live without you. 329 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:32,083 Give me another chance, please talk to me, just one word. 330 00:23:32,291 --> 00:23:34,958 [in Spanish] one word, tell me a word. 331 00:23:35,208 --> 00:23:38,208 Asshole. I'll talk to you again when will you take me on holiday! 332 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:40,791 He wants to go on holiday. 333 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,916 In his town he lived among palm trees and wants to go on holiday! 334 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:45,708 Paul… 335 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:51,041 the doctor said he is very depressed and that we must always be close to him 336 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:54,291 and you shouldn't leave him alone, he might try to commit suicide again… 337 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,708 Stop, the suicide, at Christmas in the balls, no! 338 00:23:56,958 --> 00:24:00,250 No! You know he had to go on a Caribbean cruise with Margherita? 339 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:01,666 - No. - Okay. 340 00:24:01,875 --> 00:24:04,958 The psychiatrist says that anyway he has to go there, with a friend 341 00:24:05,166 --> 00:24:08,708 to have fun, to exorcise Margherita's ghost. 342 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:11,958 But where do I find a friend now? willing to leave tomorrow 343 00:24:12,125 --> 00:24:13,916 with him in these conditions? 344 00:24:14,375 --> 00:24:15,583 No, that's bullshit. 345 00:24:15,833 --> 00:24:17,916 And for me it's a beautiful idea! 346 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,875 You would do anything to get it out of the way. 347 00:24:22,125 --> 00:24:23,125 You're unfair. 348 00:24:23,333 --> 00:24:26,500 I have always nurtured him a feeling of brotherhood. 349 00:24:26,708 --> 00:24:29,458 Even though I may seem like it indifferent to his pain 350 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,958 I tear up inside at the thought who made that extreme gesture. 351 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,208 - You drank! - Never been so sober. 352 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,291 And to prove it to you, I will accompany you personally. 353 00:24:39,375 --> 00:24:41,833 - Love... would you really do that? - Certain. 354 00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:44,625 With great sacrifice, but… 355 00:24:44,916 --> 00:24:47,583 what wouldn't be done for the woman you love, eh? 356 00:24:50,291 --> 00:24:51,416 You and me in the Caribbean? 357 00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,083 Yes. But isn't that a wonderful thing? 358 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,958 - On a cruise? - Yes! 359 00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:59,541 - Alone? - Let's say yes... 360 00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:02,833 - How, let's say yes? - Yes, I meant yes. 361 00:25:03,333 --> 00:25:05,333 Magda, I have to say hello. HI. 362 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,916 I'll take you with me to the Caribbean! Are you happy, Felice? 363 00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:14,791 - I wanted to die... - Eh... we'll talk about it later, come on. 364 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:20,083 Oh mama. 365 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:28,375 I think I exaggerated... Okay, I'll take this away... 366 00:25:36,250 --> 00:25:37,333 The crazy one! 367 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:42,791 [hums a waltz with the dogs] 368 00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:51,833 [hums a waltz with the dogs] 369 00:26:14,041 --> 00:26:16,291 Stop! You have to sign the CID for me! 370 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,375 Is he done harassing me? 371 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:21,000 No, stop! II CID! 372 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:22,833 [crushing bones sound] 373 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:26,083 - Ouch, your hands! - And anyway… 374 00:26:26,333 --> 00:26:27,875 [scream of fright] 375 00:26:34,541 --> 00:26:35,958 Op-there! 376 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:42,291 [hums the same waltz] 377 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:46,541 Ouch… what a blow! 378 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,875 How are you guys? No, I'm fine, are you? 379 00:26:50,541 --> 00:26:52,708 You'll see that you'll get on very well with Paolo 380 00:26:52,916 --> 00:26:54,875 and maybe you won't think about Margherita anymore. 381 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:58,291 - Let's hope, Paolo worries me a bit. - And give him a smile! 382 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,625 Tickets all set, let's go. 383 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:06,250 Look… remember to give it to him your medicine and have fun. 384 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,125 Eh! With this I'm happy. 385 00:27:09,041 --> 00:27:13,125 Paolo… never leave me alone. 386 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:17,458 - Swear to me. - I swear to you on our love. 387 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,958 I will be his shadow. I'll be a dick. 388 00:27:20,250 --> 00:27:21,250 Thank you. 389 00:27:24,083 --> 00:27:25,083 Happy? 390 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:27,875 - Paul! - What is it? 391 00:27:28,208 --> 00:27:30,458 - Happy! - Who? What is it? What does he want? 392 00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:32,666 But how? "I'll be a dick"! 393 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:36,625 It's the mussel's fault, it wastes time, it doesn't move, let's go! 394 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:40,833 - Listen to me! - Neighbors, neighbors. 395 00:27:41,625 --> 00:27:44,166 - But how, are we traveling separately? - And that it's my fault? 396 00:27:44,375 --> 00:27:47,500 The agency screwed up, but we are on the same plane. 397 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,708 - One in first class and one in tourist class. - And who goes on a tourist trip? 398 00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,250 - You! - And why me? 399 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:56,500 And… because I say the word itself, who is the tourist? Tea! 400 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,916 I'll accompany you. Then in tourist you are fine 401 00:27:59,125 --> 00:28:01,250 socialize, everyone stick together. 402 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:03,583 Now you sit here and wait for me. All right? 403 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,416 Where are you going? 404 00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:08,083 And where am I going… [sputters nonsense]. 405 00:28:08,291 --> 00:28:09,416 Be good here, come on. 406 00:28:09,750 --> 00:28:10,875 - Oh? - Huh? 407 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,166 I'm a little anxious! 408 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:16,166 Scared of flying? But even if it falls, didn't you want to die? 409 00:28:16,416 --> 00:28:18,958 Just kidding, stupid. Give yourself a scratch. 410 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,541 In the meantime, read this, This is how your time passes, come on! 411 00:28:25,541 --> 00:28:26,541 "Pravda." 412 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,166 Excuse me, could you take a photo of us, we are on our honeymoon! 413 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:38,500 Come on, Margherita! 414 00:28:43,375 --> 00:28:44,875 [hysterical laughter] 415 00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:48,458 Margherita as a name, the very girl that I… 416 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,750 then among other things I wanted to forget. 417 00:28:51,958 --> 00:28:53,041 Mmm… 418 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,666 It was my thing, it was a moment like that 419 00:28:56,916 --> 00:29:00,125 to vent. Sorry, Mr. na Margher… 420 00:29:00,500 --> 00:29:03,500 …eng. Madonna, my head hurts! 421 00:29:06,458 --> 00:29:08,833 - [receptionist] - Good morning sir. - Day. 422 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,083 Thank you. 423 00:29:13,583 --> 00:29:16,291 - [in Spanish] My sweet candy. - Love! 424 00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:23,916 Sorry for meeting here, but my wife wanted to accompany me. 425 00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:27,791 The important thing is that we are together. I still can't believe it. 426 00:29:28,041 --> 00:29:31,083 - Just the two of us on a cruise! - Neighbors, neighbors. 427 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:35,875 [speaker] Dr. Cioffa is in demand urgently to the infirmary. 428 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:39,625 - Doctor Cioffa in the infirmary. - But why did they call you? 429 00:29:40,291 --> 00:29:44,958 - Eh... I'm a doctor, I have to run. - But they called boarding. 430 00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:48,083 See you on the plane. You understand, I can't help myself. 431 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:51,416 - The Hippocratic Oath… - But who is this hypocrite? 432 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:55,208 I! I mean, that's who I am who swore by Hippocrates, do you understand? 433 00:29:55,666 --> 00:29:58,250 - No. - Okay, go on the plane, I'll explain later. 434 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:00,916 - Please. - Thank you. 435 00:30:02,250 --> 00:30:03,625 - Good morning. - Good morning. 436 00:30:05,875 --> 00:30:07,750 Eh... allow? 437 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:11,750 [clears throat] 438 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:13,541 So what! 439 00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:25,083 [unintelligible verses] 440 00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,666 Can… 441 00:30:30,625 --> 00:30:32,708 - Thank you. - I'll make the receipt. 442 00:30:55,291 --> 00:30:57,125 - Excuse me. - Ouch. 443 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:01,916 Oh, I asked sorry… 444 00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:03,166 [sound of amazement] 445 00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:07,958 - No... the crazy one. - No, she's stalking me. 446 00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:10,791 - Ah, I persecute her? - Yes. 447 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,041 He has a lot of courage. 448 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:15,291 - Because of him I almost broke my nose! - So what about me? Ah! 449 00:31:18,291 --> 00:31:21,041 Anyway, broken nose I, she's got a broken nose, we're even. 450 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:25,000 So now disappear forever from my life, thank you. 451 00:31:31,416 --> 00:31:34,000 I mean sorry… sorry if I fainted. 452 00:31:34,208 --> 00:31:35,958 We risk missing the plane. 453 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:38,625 - Don't worry, I'll take care of it. - [Paolo] Oh God, Magda. 454 00:31:42,083 --> 00:31:44,041 - What are you doing? - The queue. 455 00:31:44,416 --> 00:31:47,125 But I won't let you pass, there is the gentleman in the wheelchair. 456 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,583 Absolutely not! We Italians we must always make ourselves recognized. 457 00:31:50,791 --> 00:31:52,166 Is there a queue? There's a queue! 458 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:55,291 - Yes, but you know, your brother-in-law... - Thank you, miss. 459 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:59,708 My brother-in-law is fine, let's not take advantage of an illness 460 00:31:59,875 --> 00:32:02,541 to move forward to those who have been here before us. 461 00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:07,375 - Well done, if they were all like her. - Civil conscience… 462 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:10,791 Simple civil conscience and a little education. 463 00:32:11,041 --> 00:32:13,250 But I insist, passengers in wheelchairs... 464 00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,708 You fucked up! And let us get in this line! 465 00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:18,291 You made a fool of yourself with this wheelchair! 466 00:32:21,083 --> 00:32:22,666 Okay, if you insist, let's go. 467 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:26,541 - And where do we put civil conscience? - What should I tell you? 468 00:32:36,875 --> 00:32:38,833 [sounds of pain] 469 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:41,208 - So what! - Oh, sorry. 470 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:47,375 Excuse me a stump! 471 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,958 - She again? - Yes… 472 00:32:50,916 --> 00:32:53,125 But no, no, no, no, that's not possible. 473 00:32:53,333 --> 00:32:58,000 Enough! 474 00:32:58,291 --> 00:32:59,750 - Enough! - And what a caper! 475 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:02,625 - [woman] But anyway! - Hate. Excuse me. 476 00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:03,833 [woman] He's busy! 477 00:33:05,375 --> 00:33:06,666 Ouch! But still! 478 00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,916 Now you sit here, at 19 C, huh? 479 00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,791 Stay calm here, don't move. 480 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:15,250 You take 30 drops of tranquilizer, so we can all stay calm. 481 00:33:15,416 --> 00:33:16,708 - Ten. - No, thirty! 482 00:33:16,958 --> 00:33:19,208 Madam, a drop of water, let him sleep. 483 00:33:19,416 --> 00:33:21,791 Don't give him food who has a colon problem 484 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:26,250 otherwise it becomes a gas chamber here and it's a really unpleasant thing! 485 00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,416 Be good, eh! 486 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,083 Here I am! 487 00:33:32,291 --> 00:33:34,791 - Oh, you've finally arrived! - Yes! 488 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:38,041 I was afraid you would make me leave alone. 489 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:39,541 But who gives up on you! 490 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:47,083 Love? Haven't you ever done this on the plane? 491 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:53,000 Love? Yes, I did. Once, years ago, at night. 492 00:33:53,791 --> 00:33:56,250 A stewardess from Shanghai, there was an air gap 493 00:33:56,416 --> 00:33:59,000 and I found my balls again instead of tonsils! 494 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,958 - Did you understand? - No. 495 00:34:14,625 --> 00:34:17,375 Love, what's the rush? Nobody is running after us! 496 00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:20,750 No, I'm just looking forward to it to lock myself in the cabin with you. 497 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,958 But where are we going? The bus to the ship is there. 498 00:34:24,166 --> 00:34:26,500 But what bus? Who knows who gets on the bus. 499 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:29,916 Let's take a taxi, it's better. [in Spanish] Good morning. 500 00:34:35,333 --> 00:34:38,583 [speaker] Welcome to the airport The Roman Casa de Campo 501 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:42,708 Look, it's better if I go to get your bags. 502 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,041 You never know. You wait here, huh? 503 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,916 Finally! But where were you? 504 00:34:52,125 --> 00:34:54,541 We're off to a bad start, you have to stay with me! 505 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,625 I've been looking for you since landing! 506 00:34:56,791 --> 00:34:58,541 The important thing is that we have arrived 507 00:34:58,750 --> 00:35:01,333 that we have luggage, what time are you going on the bus... 508 00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,541 - How? Because where are you going? - Where am I going? 509 00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:06,916 - Where are you going? - I'm going on the other bus. 510 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:10,125 - Why is there another bus? - Eh! 511 00:35:11,041 --> 00:35:12,708 - I want to be with you! - No. 512 00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:15,416 Because the places give them in alphabetical order. 513 00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:16,958 What the fuck are you looking at? 514 00:35:17,166 --> 00:35:19,875 My name is Cioffa, you Zanchi... but what's my fault? 515 00:35:20,125 --> 00:35:23,375 - Let's not argue. - Let's not argue. Come on, come on. 516 00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:29,000 I don't care, I'll take my suitcase and come with you. 517 00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:32,541 Love. 518 00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:37,625 [Fern] Oh! Open this door I'm very hot! 519 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:39,250 So these bags? 520 00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:42,083 They already put them in, honey. Let's trust. 521 00:35:42,916 --> 00:35:45,625 ♪ I really enjoy merengue ♪ 522 00:35:51,750 --> 00:35:54,375 Okay, we have to get married. 523 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:11,541 Love? Here it is… Michela, this is Piero. 524 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,416 Ah, I finally know you. 525 00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,375 You don't know Anna how much she spoke to me 526 00:36:15,708 --> 00:36:17,375 - Nice to meet you. - My pleasure. 527 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:23,958 No! 528 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,166 - But what's wrong? - I would not know. 529 00:36:30,083 --> 00:36:32,000 - Here we are. Arrived. - Welcome. 530 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,958 - How are you, everything okay? - Well. 531 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:37,208 Good, since we're all here 532 00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:39,500 let's continue with the presentations. 533 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,666 - This is Anna, my future wife. - Very… 534 00:36:42,833 --> 00:36:44,958 - Nice to meet you. - Much pleasure. 535 00:36:45,208 --> 00:36:48,625 And this is Michela, his witness... 536 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,125 While this is Luigi, my best man. 537 00:37:00,375 --> 00:37:05,375 [western music] 538 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:27,875 Well, aren't you saying goodbye? 539 00:37:28,125 --> 00:37:29,583 Come on, don't be shy. 540 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:32,625 Pleasure. 541 00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,958 Well, I'll take you to the cabins. 542 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:38,125 I forgot, I put you close, the same goes for anything… 543 00:37:38,541 --> 00:37:39,875 Come, I'll lead the way. 544 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,625 Very good. 545 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:44,625 What a great idea. 546 00:37:44,916 --> 00:37:47,250 [speaker] The ship is leaving. 547 00:37:49,375 --> 00:37:52,958 Francesca, do you think I'm closing in the trunk? I know it's claustrophobic! 548 00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,708 It was an accident, a twist of fate 549 00:37:55,916 --> 00:37:58,625 which went on to rage about a poor "unhappy man". 550 00:37:58,791 --> 00:38:01,416 - Excuse the pun. - [elevator] Deck 3. 551 00:38:02,666 --> 00:38:04,875 But how do you want it to be? Very good… 552 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:08,083 We also did it some photos together, entering the ship. 553 00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:12,208 You have to see how well Felice turned out. Radiant, sunny. 554 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:14,083 Of course, love. 555 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:17,333 But how do you want me to behave? with him? Be calm. 556 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,958 I will be very delicate… 557 00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,875 Asshole! What are you doing, the spy? 558 00:38:22,958 --> 00:38:26,875 But what a spy, what a spy. You see? My sister called me. 559 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:29,833 Mii asked where I was and I answered in the trunk. 560 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,083 - Excuse me. - Oh yes? 561 00:38:31,250 --> 00:38:34,250 To avoid inconveniences from today I'll take this! 562 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,791 - What if he calls me Margherita? - Yes, of course! 563 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,208 But then what was Margherita like? 564 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:43,625 Look at this, look... too beautiful. 565 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:50,208 But it's a mess. And you wanted to kill yourself for this? 566 00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:52,625 - I'm in love! - In love! 567 00:38:52,958 --> 00:38:55,541 - [in Neapolitan] I'm in love. - Yes, in love! 568 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:58,458 - [verse of the tear] - No! 569 00:38:59,833 --> 00:39:02,750 Ah! That's it, the toilet in the toilet. 570 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,958 Happy, you have to deal with it. 571 00:39:05,166 --> 00:39:07,708 You have to accept reality, you must drink the bitter cup. 572 00:39:08,750 --> 00:39:09,750 What is it, a stink? 573 00:39:13,750 --> 00:39:14,750 Are you crazy? 574 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:16,791 Chalice… but is it me? 575 00:39:17,041 --> 00:39:18,833 You have to drink the bitter ca… 576 00:39:19,041 --> 00:39:21,708 - Better to get it over with. - Oh, get it over with, good boy. 577 00:39:21,958 --> 00:39:23,791 - See you at 5pm. - Where are you going? 578 00:39:24,041 --> 00:39:26,125 - To my cabin. - Aren't we sleeping together? 579 00:39:26,250 --> 00:39:27,541 - Oh no! - Why? 580 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,541 Are you depressed, so as not to stay right… 581 00:39:30,708 --> 00:39:32,875 Imperial suite, also so as not to disturb. 582 00:39:33,083 --> 00:39:35,291 - Thank you. - Please. Let me go. 583 00:39:40,083 --> 00:39:42,416 [Happy] The Brill toilet… yes, I'll kill myself with that. 584 00:40:08,875 --> 00:40:12,333 Magda, I booked you a massage to 5pm, then we go to the casino. 585 00:40:12,666 --> 00:40:14,708 Black Jack, Poker, Slot Machines… 586 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:17,083 I can't wait, love, thank you. 587 00:40:17,291 --> 00:40:19,458 Then I've had an ass at the game for a while! 588 00:40:19,833 --> 00:40:23,125 But why don't you wear that thing what did I give you for Christmas? 589 00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,041 Certain. 590 00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:27,000 Damn… 591 00:40:27,375 --> 00:40:28,708 [knock on the door] 592 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000 And who is he now? 593 00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:33,875 [annoyed verse] 594 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:37,125 Sorry Paolo, I swear that I won't bother you anymore 595 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:40,458 but if he calls Margherita... tell her I loved her to death. 596 00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:44,583 But shouldn't you have stopped with Margherita? Come on, go to the cabin, let me rest. 597 00:40:46,250 --> 00:40:48,250 No Paolo, inside the glass… 598 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:53,500 - Who was he? - No, nothing, it was the waiter. 599 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:56,750 I asked him to take me to drink, a Margarita. 600 00:40:58,541 --> 00:41:00,916 So, what effect does it have on you? 601 00:41:01,416 --> 00:41:02,416 [vomiting sound] 602 00:41:06,666 --> 00:41:08,166 Love, what's the matter with you? 603 00:41:09,583 --> 00:41:12,458 I'm too excited. 604 00:41:24,958 --> 00:41:28,458 - Do you like the accommodation? - Eh! We'll be fine. 605 00:41:28,708 --> 00:41:30,166 The program is this. 606 00:41:30,416 --> 00:41:33,375 When we arrive in Antigua, the ceremony will be on board. 607 00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:36,708 This is what it means that in a few days it will all be over. 608 00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,166 Then everyone goes their own way! 609 00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:43,333 So I'll see you tonight at New Year's Eve. 610 00:41:43,666 --> 00:41:44,666 - See you tonight. - HI! 611 00:41:44,875 --> 00:41:46,708 - HI. - [Michela] Hi, thanks. 612 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,000 [Luigi] Hello! 613 00:41:51,208 --> 00:41:55,791 If it were up to me I would throw you off the ship but I don't want to ruin their marriage. 614 00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,541 So, I ask you for 48 hours of respite. 615 00:41:59,208 --> 00:42:01,208 Are you asking me for a truce? What courage! 616 00:42:01,416 --> 00:42:04,250 Even if I'm against it to marriage, personal opinion 617 00:42:05,541 --> 00:42:07,458 - I would like that at least for Piero... - Peace? 618 00:42:07,708 --> 00:42:09,500 No… truce. 619 00:42:28,208 --> 00:42:30,541 I was bringing your suitcase back to you that by mistake… 620 00:42:30,708 --> 00:42:33,416 - Actually, me too... - Here it is. 621 00:42:33,625 --> 00:42:34,833 Hold here… 622 00:42:35,208 --> 00:42:38,916 [effort verses] 623 00:42:40,041 --> 00:42:43,041 You'll see it's tasty, it's like Formula One. 624 00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:45,416 I don't have a driving licence and then I get car sick 625 00:42:45,625 --> 00:42:49,458 - which then moved on to other things of mine... - Come on, let's not be children! 626 00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,625 - [Happy] you make me fall, be careful. - [Paolo] I understand. 627 00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:04,291 Look at my age what I have to do! 628 00:43:04,541 --> 00:43:07,208 But have fun, let the child live that is in you, come on! 629 00:43:12,708 --> 00:43:13,708 How many laps? 630 00:43:14,041 --> 00:43:16,958 Everything: free practice, qualifying, warm up and grand prix! 631 00:43:28,625 --> 00:43:30,208 - How is it going? - I lost everything. 632 00:43:30,458 --> 00:43:33,541 Well! [In French] Croupier, another round for the young lady. 633 00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:36,166 Enough, you've been making me play for 2 hours! 634 00:43:36,375 --> 00:43:38,000 Shall we sunbathe on deck 12? 635 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,666 But where is the racing car? 636 00:43:40,875 --> 00:43:43,291 - What do I know. Why? - Because it's in the shade. 637 00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:44,500 In the shade? 638 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:46,916 Yes, they call it the "Eclipse bridge". 639 00:43:47,416 --> 00:43:50,666 What are you saying, it's the highest bridge of all, it is always full of sunshine. 640 00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:53,958 It's always sunny... and give me my money back! 641 00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:57,416 Magda? Wait, Magda! 642 00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:02,333 [racing car engine] 643 00:44:03,041 --> 00:44:05,375 [screams of fright] 644 00:44:06,958 --> 00:44:12,458 [screams] 645 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,708 Love, can you spread cream on me? 646 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,125 Yes, right away. 647 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:25,125 [screams] 648 00:44:27,375 --> 00:44:29,458 Stop this thing! 649 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:08,333 [speaker] We remind you that on deck 8 in a few minutes, aqua aerobics will begin. 650 00:45:21,333 --> 00:45:23,541 How are you doing, have you relaxed? 651 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:28,166 At the third corner I felt touched, it was the child in me. 652 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:31,458 - He told me: "come down, I have to vomit!". - Where are you going? 653 00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:33,458 - I'm leaving. - Are you leaving? 654 00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:38,500 Are you leaving? But you're stupid! You have to finish the round! 655 00:45:39,541 --> 00:45:41,041 - And let's do it! - [screams] 656 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:46,333 Suzuka, Interlagos, Bahrain, go! 657 00:45:46,916 --> 00:45:50,166 [racing car engine] 658 00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:55,416 Thanks. 659 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:01,583 That's it. 660 00:46:01,833 --> 00:46:04,541 Thanks love, I loved it 661 00:46:04,666 --> 00:46:07,250 when you put the cream on me even under the costume. 662 00:46:08,291 --> 00:46:11,583 [whistle] 663 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,333 [ship siren] 664 00:46:35,958 --> 00:46:37,750 [phone ringing] 665 00:46:40,333 --> 00:46:42,416 [phone ringing] 666 00:46:44,208 --> 00:46:45,208 Ready. 667 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:48,291 - [voice modified] Hello, Mr. Zanchi? - Yes… 668 00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:54,416 Here is the switchboard. There is a calling by Mrs. Margherita. Do you accept it? 669 00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:56,791 - Yes! - Did he say no? 670 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,208 - No, I said yes! - Shall I put you online? 671 00:46:59,416 --> 00:47:00,666 Yes! 672 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:03,791 - [in a woman's voice] Love... - [strange verses] 673 00:47:04,083 --> 00:47:06,875 - [verses] - But what don't you get here? Margherita pizza! 674 00:47:07,833 --> 00:47:11,208 - [strange verses] - …situation. 675 00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:15,166 - [strange verses] - Margaret? 676 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:18,333 - [strange verses] - …gone. 677 00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:23,916 - Are you ready for dinner? - No, Margherita called. 678 00:47:24,125 --> 00:47:27,166 - But okay? Did he want to congratulate you? - Well, the line's dead. 679 00:47:27,416 --> 00:47:30,375 - What bad luck... Okay, let's go. - No! 680 00:47:30,583 --> 00:47:32,833 I'm not moving from here until he calls back. 681 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:36,125 - You go ahead. - How, before you say that I'm never with you 682 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:39,458 and then you leave me alone the last one of the year? And it's not done, eh! 683 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:44,666 I'm sorry but I'm not moving from here, at the cost of waiting all night. 684 00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:47,458 Until next year? Bravo! It's true love. 685 00:47:47,708 --> 00:47:49,208 Happy, I'm happy for you! 686 00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:56,791 - Good evening, Marshal! - Commander! 687 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,041 Do we want to go there? 688 00:48:03,958 --> 00:48:07,708 After the wedding you have, will you both continue the cruise? 689 00:48:09,416 --> 00:48:11,916 - Both in the sense… - No, both of them, no. 690 00:48:12,125 --> 00:48:14,083 I prefer to go back to my animals. 691 00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:18,250 Well then, in that case, maybe a nice single cruise. 692 00:48:18,541 --> 00:48:22,375 So, a few more days I wouldn't mind on the ship. 693 00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:26,416 Unless my editor calls me, then in that case not… 694 00:48:27,250 --> 00:48:28,291 [sounds of pain] 695 00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:32,000 By the way, we're stopping tomorrow in a beautiful place. 696 00:48:32,625 --> 00:48:35,791 Unfortunately Piero is on duty and I prefer to stay with him. 697 00:48:36,250 --> 00:48:39,250 But you two could go to visit Altos de Chavon! 698 00:48:39,666 --> 00:48:40,791 But what a great idea! 699 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:43,125 - [scream of pain] - [hysterical laughter] 700 00:48:43,375 --> 00:48:44,416 Yes. 701 00:49:20,041 --> 00:49:22,333 Well, don't you two kiss? 702 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:49,458 [plays "Toda joia toda beleza" by Roy Paci & Aretuska] 703 00:50:09,958 --> 00:50:11,416 - Hello. - HI. 704 00:50:59,291 --> 00:51:01,791 Love, if you could see what a view. 705 00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:06,166 I see. But what is… the Mariana Trench? 706 00:51:07,666 --> 00:51:10,250 Now I'm free diving and I stick to the tanks. 707 00:51:12,125 --> 00:51:17,333 - My beautiful mare, make yourself a dumpling! - No, we have to go down for the excursion. 708 00:51:17,833 --> 00:51:20,791 [in Spanish] But look at me, I am full of love. 709 00:51:21,041 --> 00:51:23,375 - [phone rings] - Ah! 710 00:51:24,250 --> 00:51:25,250 Ready? 711 00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:27,166 - I am happy. - Who cares! 712 00:51:27,750 --> 00:51:30,458 - Paul? - Ah, it's you... and what do you want? 713 00:51:30,958 --> 00:51:34,583 Margherita didn't call, I waited all night. 714 00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:37,625 I didn't even go to the bathroom. Enough, let's go down! 715 00:51:37,875 --> 00:51:41,125 - How are we going down? Let's get off where? - The ship is stopped, let's get off. 716 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:44,416 - I'll pick you up in 5 minutes. - No! I'm coming! 717 00:51:44,625 --> 00:51:46,708 You go to the bathroom, otherwise you'll take it off. 718 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:50,833 - No! No way below! - Yes, you're pissed off! Go to the bathroom. 719 00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:52,791 [snort] 720 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:59,250 Love, before you go down, maybe we have some time. 721 00:52:00,750 --> 00:52:02,583 Look what happened to me! 722 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,958 Love, what happened to you? 723 00:52:05,416 --> 00:52:06,708 An abscess. 724 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:10,875 But how, so suddenly? Should I call a doctor? 725 00:52:11,083 --> 00:52:13,541 No, I'm the doctor. I'll get over it in a little while. 726 00:52:14,833 --> 00:52:17,666 Of course, in these conditions we can't go down... 727 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:19,750 I don't, but you do. 728 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,833 Go ahead and take the hike. I'll wait for you here. 729 00:52:23,166 --> 00:52:25,625 - Really? Don't you mind? - Of course. 730 00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:29,083 - I don't want to sacrifice you too. - Thank you love. 731 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:36,000 - Are you sure, are you sure? - Safe. 732 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:16,958 Problems? Do you need anything? 733 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,916 - You? - You? 734 00:53:22,625 --> 00:53:23,833 No… 735 00:53:29,666 --> 00:53:33,500 Here, I put the cream on you, now make a nice phone call. 736 00:53:34,041 --> 00:53:35,916 So, call Francesca 737 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,708 and you tell her that I'm always with you, that you have a lot of fun 738 00:53:40,041 --> 00:53:43,458 - that I'll take you to trendy places... - There's melancholy here! 739 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:46,750 It's an exclusive place! But do you like confusion? 740 00:53:48,208 --> 00:53:50,541 - Busy. - I said, do you like confusion? 741 00:53:51,583 --> 00:53:53,125 - Busy. - Oh… 742 00:53:53,375 --> 00:53:56,166 Okay, let's try later. Let's go take a bath, come on. 743 00:53:56,416 --> 00:53:58,125 - I have to tell you something. - That? 744 00:53:58,708 --> 00:53:59,916 I don't know how to swim. 745 00:54:00,208 --> 00:54:01,250 But how? 746 00:54:01,833 --> 00:54:05,125 Are you from Naples and don't know how to swim? 747 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:07,791 - Because where are you from? - Fiumicino. 748 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,208 And why do you know how to fly? 749 00:54:09,583 --> 00:54:12,416 You have fun, you make jokes, Do you see that being with me helps you? 750 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,708 Will you tell Francesca? Come on, I'll teach you how to swim. 751 00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:18,750 - Busy. - I said I'll teach you to swim! 752 00:54:27,458 --> 00:54:30,833 - Oh, hold me otherwise I'll drown, eh! - Do you know Archimedes' principle? 753 00:54:31,083 --> 00:54:32,791 "A body immersed in water, 754 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,041 receives an equal push from down to up and contrary to the mass of the moving liquid." 755 00:54:37,416 --> 00:54:39,708 But if he's an asshole like you, it floats the same. 756 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:43,875 - What did you drink? -Drank? 757 00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:46,208 If I sneeze, a big horse comes out! 758 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:49,750 Yes, who can hear your sister... But what is this hot thing? 759 00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:52,291 - Pee! - Oh, no! 760 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:54,291 Well yes! And don't leave me, eh! 761 00:55:02,583 --> 00:55:03,625 Help! 762 00:55:05,958 --> 00:55:07,041 Help! 763 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,583 Quick, there's someone drowning! 764 00:55:10,791 --> 00:55:12,791 Here we come, hold on! 765 00:55:27,625 --> 00:55:28,666 Is he alive? 766 00:55:30,208 --> 00:55:32,458 Yes, he's fine. He just drank some water. 767 00:55:32,666 --> 00:55:35,000 Well! He wants to die, but he never dies. 768 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:36,500 Fuck you. 769 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:48,708 Thank you for picking me up. 770 00:55:49,875 --> 00:55:52,166 Imagine, among witnesses... 771 00:55:54,958 --> 00:55:56,666 [insect buzzing] 772 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:05,125 But what... what are you doing, killing me? 773 00:56:05,416 --> 00:56:08,208 Of course, if it stings me I'll go I go into anaphylactic shock and die. 774 00:56:08,458 --> 00:56:11,166 But now so you don't die, a sandfly must die! 775 00:56:11,333 --> 00:56:13,291 - Huh? - It's very rare. 776 00:56:13,500 --> 00:56:16,875 Of course, the sandfly dies. The sandfly must die. 777 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:20,666 No! You stop and let her get out. What does it take? 778 00:56:20,875 --> 00:56:23,541 Goodbye sandflies, with salamelecchi and so on. 779 00:56:23,791 --> 00:56:25,208 - Huh? - The idiots! 780 00:56:25,458 --> 00:56:26,458 Come on, let him out. 781 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,333 - Wait… - If it stings me... 782 00:56:28,541 --> 00:56:32,375 He went behind. Wait. We need to let it out slowly, slowly 783 00:56:32,583 --> 00:56:35,250 because otherwise their wings will break. 784 00:56:35,833 --> 00:56:39,375 Here it is! Come on, come out little… no! 785 00:56:40,125 --> 00:56:42,791 - Let the sandfly out! - [Luigi] Get up, I can't see! 786 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,458 [Michela] Who cares! 787 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,791 [scream of fright] 788 00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:11,166 Oh! 789 00:57:11,958 --> 00:57:14,500 Oh, you slut of a… 790 00:57:14,958 --> 00:57:17,708 Let's not lose our calm. 791 00:57:18,791 --> 00:57:20,791 - Let's go down from behind. - Shut up! 792 00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:28,541 Stop! Do we want to die? 793 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:35,166 - I was just taking the bag. - [imitating her] "I was just taking the bag." 794 00:57:35,375 --> 00:57:36,750 - Stop it! - Shut up! 795 00:57:36,958 --> 00:57:39,833 Let's go down first, then he takes the bag. But later! 796 00:57:40,250 --> 00:57:42,083 Okay. Then listen to this. 797 00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,708 On the count of three we fold down the seats. 798 00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:49,083 And then we crawl backwards. All right? 799 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:51,166 - Better. - Yes… ok. 800 00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:53,458 One two three! 801 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:55,458 Ah! Slut of a… 802 00:57:56,666 --> 00:57:58,583 - Shoot! - He's not coming. 803 00:57:58,916 --> 00:58:00,333 - Shoot! - [Luigi] He's not coming. 804 00:58:00,541 --> 00:58:01,958 [Michela] Throw yourself on me! 805 00:58:02,583 --> 00:58:04,833 It would be against my principles… 806 00:58:04,958 --> 00:58:07,916 Imagine if I have to die because of an imbecile! You come! 807 00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:16,500 So when I say go 808 00:58:16,875 --> 00:58:18,791 - I shuffle backwards... - Back. 809 00:58:19,041 --> 00:58:21,125 - And you shuffle forward. - After you? 810 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,500 Yes, small movements, okay? 811 00:58:23,958 --> 00:58:26,208 - Are you ready? - In short. 812 00:58:27,291 --> 00:58:30,500 Go! 813 00:58:31,125 --> 00:58:35,083 - Go! Go… - Sorry... I'm a little embarrassed. 814 00:58:35,291 --> 00:58:37,416 - Ah! Go! - Go… 815 00:58:37,666 --> 00:58:39,666 - Go! - And go! 816 00:58:39,875 --> 00:58:41,958 Arrived! 817 00:58:44,208 --> 00:58:48,958 Open… go down… 818 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:00,833 Well? 819 00:59:04,625 --> 00:59:05,958 What do we want to do? 820 00:59:07,666 --> 00:59:09,500 No, are you still holding back much? 821 00:59:10,291 --> 00:59:11,416 In what sense? 822 00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,500 No, I say, there is no more danger, you can come down. 823 00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:19,500 Oh yes, sorry. It was for safety. 824 00:59:19,791 --> 00:59:20,791 Ah! 825 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:33,583 - I'm coming down. - At your convenience. 826 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:35,958 My goodness, always in a hurry. 827 00:59:36,416 --> 00:59:38,291 'This world is running. 828 00:59:45,583 --> 00:59:48,333 My goodness… by a hair, huh? 829 00:59:52,083 --> 00:59:54,291 - What an ass! - You can say it! 830 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:57,291 - No, in the sense... it went well. - In fact… 831 00:59:57,583 --> 00:59:59,750 - Okay, I'll go get my bag... - No! 832 01:00:00,291 --> 01:00:01,666 It may be dangerous. 833 01:00:03,208 --> 01:00:04,916 - What are you doing? - Now… 834 01:00:05,416 --> 01:00:08,166 I will take off my belt and give you a piece of it 835 01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,416 and then in total safety, eh… 836 01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,500 Yes, but take it. 837 01:00:12,791 --> 01:00:14,958 - I understand, I didn't have time. - Eh! 838 01:00:19,208 --> 01:00:22,166 The car, Luigi! It's going the car! Help! 839 01:00:22,416 --> 01:00:25,125 - The trousers! - What do you care about trousers! 840 01:00:25,333 --> 01:00:28,291 - I can't do it alone! - Here you are! 841 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,833 - The trousers... - Help me, Luigi! 842 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:33,791 - Keep the car! But keep it! - Yes, I'm keeping it! 843 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,250 - Hold on! - No, what can I resist? 844 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,708 - I can't do it, Luigi! - Well done for resisting! 845 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:42,666 No, I can't resist alone! Louis! 846 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,541 Oh, I asked you one thing: resist. 847 01:00:48,916 --> 01:00:49,916 [scream in anger] 848 01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,291 - No! - No! 849 01:01:15,916 --> 01:01:20,583 I had everything in that bag, money, documents, telephone. All. 850 01:01:20,875 --> 01:01:24,041 Who do you say... everything in the car. 851 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,666 Francesca, of course if I let you drown! 852 01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:30,666 Indeed, I would say that a good relationship has been established. 853 01:01:31,791 --> 01:01:33,541 But what do you want to see underneath? 854 01:01:34,250 --> 01:01:36,250 Look darling, I have to leave you 855 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:40,208 because we have two days of sailing and here the phone doesn't pick up. 856 01:01:42,916 --> 01:01:45,125 I take care of you, I'll teach you how to swim 857 01:01:45,333 --> 01:01:47,958 - and you continue to snitch! - But you're crazy, Paolo! 858 01:01:48,208 --> 01:01:50,916 It's just that while they were reviving me, Francesca called. 859 01:01:51,125 --> 01:01:53,125 Someone responded by telling everything. 860 01:01:53,375 --> 01:01:56,333 I'm not a spy. However, I am no longer depressed. 861 01:01:56,583 --> 01:02:00,583 I met an amazing woman, an exaggerated woman. 862 01:02:00,833 --> 01:02:04,041 A local one? A Creole? Good, so you can come down here. 863 01:02:04,250 --> 01:02:06,625 You experience this new beautiful love story 864 01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:09,833 - and I continue the cruise. - No, she's someone who's on the ship. 865 01:02:10,083 --> 01:02:13,791 - And it seemed to you, never a stroke of luck. - Good, in fact she is engaged. 866 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,208 - And what will happen. - Do you want to see it? 867 01:02:18,708 --> 01:02:20,125 It's the one with the red sarong. 868 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,875 - That? - Yes. 869 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:24,083 - But that one? - Yes! 870 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:28,750 The lesbian? 871 01:02:30,791 --> 01:02:33,583 - Like lesbian? What do you know? - But how? But you can see it immediately. 872 01:02:33,875 --> 01:02:36,958 It's just that you lost your eye. That's 100% biche. 873 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:40,291 - But if she's with someone. - It will be a cosmetic thing. 874 01:02:40,708 --> 01:02:42,875 Indeed. She says she's with an old man. 875 01:02:44,166 --> 01:02:45,708 - An old man. - Did she say that? 876 01:02:45,958 --> 01:02:48,500 No, you could tell from the way he spoke, this doesn't do it... 877 01:02:48,666 --> 01:02:50,625 Anyway, I invited them to dinner. 878 01:02:50,916 --> 01:02:53,458 But who? The lesbian and his youthful companion? 879 01:02:54,125 --> 01:02:55,125 No, the old one. 880 01:02:55,375 --> 01:02:58,583 But you never mind your own business, eh? But aren't you depressed? 881 01:02:58,916 --> 01:03:01,666 - But it's a dinner, not a tragedy. - Oh, no? 882 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,333 Piece of shit. Get killed. 883 01:03:09,958 --> 01:03:11,125 - Paul! - Who is? 884 01:03:12,666 --> 01:03:15,125 - Ah, it's you love. Good morning. - Good morning. 885 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:19,750 I was trying to convince his wife to sign up for Miss Costa Crociere, 886 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:22,791 But she doesn't want to. Convince her! 887 01:03:23,291 --> 01:03:25,041 It's just that Felice invited me to dinner. 888 01:03:25,291 --> 01:03:26,708 I met him on a trip. 889 01:03:26,916 --> 01:03:31,458 So, seeing that to participate I would have to cancel the dinner at the competition... 890 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,000 Do you want to miss the competition? What do you care about dinner! 891 01:03:35,250 --> 01:03:37,958 No, I'm a little ashamed, then I would hate to lose. 892 01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:41,125 Lose with these tits? Captain, touch me, I'm made of marble! 893 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:42,583 - Touch… - Paul! 894 01:03:42,791 --> 01:03:46,583 Let's not talk about the rest! He's got a high ass, at home we have a bunk toilet! 895 01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:48,208 Sorry, you don't know what you're saying. 896 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:50,333 Enough, let's go! Sign me up! 897 01:03:50,541 --> 01:03:55,166 A phenomenal thing! Nice to meet you Cioffa. What were we talking about? 898 01:03:55,375 --> 01:03:57,416 - Ah, his ass. - Enough, let's go! 899 01:03:57,625 --> 01:04:00,666 Don't be modest, let others describe your butt. 900 01:04:01,666 --> 01:04:03,791 Nothing, they didn't board. 901 01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:06,166 The cell phone is turned off and no one saw them. 902 01:04:07,083 --> 01:04:09,416 We have already waited to the extent possible. 903 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:11,791 We have to set sail in 5 minutes. 904 01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:16,875 Look, let's do something, we send a communication to the police. 905 01:04:17,791 --> 01:04:20,125 Now because of you we will lose the ship. 906 01:04:20,375 --> 01:04:23,083 Good! My fault? Good! In case it's you... 907 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:26,666 [departing ship's siren] 908 01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:30,875 No! 909 01:04:31,375 --> 01:04:35,666 Holy shit, they left without us! 910 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:39,500 Come on, let's go and see if there they let us make a phone call. 911 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:46,791 - Let's ask the peon here. - Yes. 912 01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:48,083 Where are you going? 913 01:04:48,708 --> 01:04:50,875 - Why do you speak Spanish? - No… 914 01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:55,416 But it's simple, because you see, I'm Spanish 915 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:58,541 It's a bit of a mix between Romagna and Veneto, which… 916 01:04:58,791 --> 01:05:00,458 - Are you sure? - Very sure! 917 01:05:01,208 --> 01:05:02,208 Please. 918 01:05:03,875 --> 01:05:05,291 [clears throat] 919 01:05:05,666 --> 01:05:10,791 [in invented Spanish] Excuse me, we should make an urgent call. 920 01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,916 [in Spanish] Don't bother me! 921 01:05:13,750 --> 01:05:14,750 Please? 922 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:17,625 - He said you shouldn't bother him... - I understand! 923 01:05:17,916 --> 01:05:21,041 But there is a need for… rude! 924 01:05:22,208 --> 01:05:23,500 Go, there's the master there... 925 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:28,916 [in invented Spanish] Mister master, I could… because the other, an arrogance… 926 01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:32,833 [in Spanish] Don't bother me! 927 01:05:33,208 --> 01:05:37,125 - He also said not to break… - I understand! 928 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:41,333 Everyone is rude here, congratulations! Well done! But now I'm going to get a dictionary 929 01:05:41,541 --> 01:05:43,333 - and I tell him four. - Okay. 930 01:05:43,625 --> 01:05:46,791 [imitating him in Spanish] Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom, which I have… 931 01:05:48,625 --> 01:05:49,708 Eh… 932 01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:54,791 - [imitating him in Spanish] It's urgent... - Go… 933 01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:58,416 I'll take care of it here! 934 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:15,000 [in Spanish] If there is no money, there is no trade. 935 01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:20,416 Oh! Italian-Spanish, Spanish-Italian. So… 936 01:06:24,666 --> 01:06:26,208 [in Spanish] Give me a beer. 937 01:06:27,125 --> 01:06:31,208 [shoots with silencer] 938 01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:34,041 [gun shot] 939 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:53,125 [clears throat] 940 01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:55,958 [in Spanish, wrong] You are truths! 941 01:06:59,375 --> 01:07:01,125 [in Spanish] Now let me call 942 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:04,791 or I'll turn the bar into an arena for the bullfight! 943 01:07:05,083 --> 01:07:07,541 - [screams of fright] - [screams of fright] 944 01:07:08,166 --> 01:07:09,291 [screams of fright] 945 01:07:10,208 --> 01:07:12,208 [screams of fright] 946 01:07:13,541 --> 01:07:16,083 Oh, for Christ's sake! 947 01:07:16,333 --> 01:07:18,750 What did you do? 948 01:07:19,416 --> 01:07:21,958 - Go away! - It wasn't... it was me! 949 01:07:22,291 --> 01:07:24,833 So whoever did it, speak up! 950 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:26,541 - Speaks! - Shut up! 951 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:47,750 [in Spanish] Yes, I'll send them now via fax the photos of the two tourists. 952 01:08:03,416 --> 01:08:07,083 Now let's tell the police everything, so they take us back to the ship. 953 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,833 Great, great, great idea. 954 01:08:34,666 --> 01:08:37,000 Oh! Eh… 955 01:08:37,833 --> 01:08:39,000 Leave it to whoever… huh? 956 01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:42,583 [clears throat] 957 01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:45,416 - [in invented Spanish] Scu… - This time I'll talk. 958 01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:46,958 Speaks. 959 01:08:47,916 --> 01:08:49,583 [clears throat] 960 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,541 [in Spanish] Sir, we are here… 961 01:08:54,125 --> 01:08:56,875 If you don't know the languages... You were off to a good start! 962 01:08:57,083 --> 01:08:59,958 What does it have to do with it? He didn't even give me the chance. 963 01:09:00,208 --> 01:09:01,375 Enough. 964 01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:13,041 - Don't they think it was us? - No… 965 01:09:17,208 --> 01:09:18,833 What did you say, sorry? Check. 966 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:21,958 - What does he say? - Wait a minute... They're shooting... 967 01:09:22,166 --> 01:09:24,500 - one moment! If you put your hands on me… - What does he say? 968 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,041 - I'm looking. Michela! - What is it? 969 01:09:27,250 --> 01:09:29,208 - They'll shoot us on sight! - No! 970 01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:34,708 [policeman, in Spanish] Yes, it's them. 971 01:09:43,791 --> 01:09:46,791 - [Luigi] Over there. - [Michela] But you don't even know where we are! 972 01:09:47,041 --> 01:09:49,250 [Luigi] Of course I know, we're in deep shit. 973 01:09:53,125 --> 01:09:55,166 - How cute! - Precisely! 974 01:09:55,416 --> 01:09:57,208 - How beautiful, look at them... - My goodness. 975 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:00,916 - But what is it? Look at the faces. - My goodness, Michela. 976 01:10:01,333 --> 01:10:06,208 [presenter] Ladies and gentlemen good evening and welcome to Lido Sole. 977 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:08,625 This evening the most awaited event 978 01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:12,458 the election of Miss Costa 2008. 979 01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:16,458 Here, here, then you can fix it better, eh. 980 01:10:16,666 --> 01:10:19,875 Okay. So love, go and apologize to those gentlemen 981 01:10:20,083 --> 01:10:21,833 with whom we were supposed to have dinner. 982 01:10:22,083 --> 01:10:26,083 I'm at the bar. His name is Felice Zanchi. 983 01:10:26,333 --> 01:10:28,458 - Do you remember? - As if he were a relative. 984 01:10:28,750 --> 01:10:32,291 - I don't remember what the old man's name is. - Better. You think about winning. 985 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:35,791 I'll put myself in the front row, so I enjoy the show. 986 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:41,875 - [in a low voice] See that girl... - Okay. 987 01:10:43,208 --> 01:10:44,208 Can I sit? 988 01:10:44,958 --> 01:10:47,458 No he's busy, go somewhere else. 989 01:10:47,875 --> 01:10:50,666 - Without making a mess or bothering you… - Have they arrived? 990 01:10:51,458 --> 01:10:55,541 - No. I don't understand, look. - Let's delete them! They are two rude people. 991 01:10:55,833 --> 01:10:57,916 I don't want to hear them mentioned anymore. 992 01:10:58,125 --> 01:11:01,750 But then we're doing so well and you alone. Do you know what we do? 993 01:11:02,166 --> 01:11:03,875 Let's go see the magician. 994 01:11:05,125 --> 01:11:07,208 - I don't like. - The great Catafu? 995 01:11:07,458 --> 01:11:10,375 He looks like an idiot, but he made David Copperfield disappear! 996 01:11:10,958 --> 01:11:13,208 Your name is Happy, walk with a beautiful smile. 997 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:16,458 So what if my name was Christmas, I walked with the sled? 998 01:11:17,958 --> 01:11:20,916 [applause from the audience] 999 01:11:28,375 --> 01:11:32,166 Good evening and welcome to the Giove theater, at the magician's show... 1000 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,083 Catafu! 1001 01:11:35,041 --> 01:11:37,166 [magician] You will witness a crazy act. 1002 01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:39,541 In five minutes it's his wife's turn. 1003 01:11:44,666 --> 01:11:45,666 Where are you going? 1004 01:11:46,250 --> 01:11:48,041 To disfigin… 1005 01:11:48,250 --> 01:11:52,000 [mumbles random things] …I'll be right back. 1006 01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:55,166 To disfigin? I'm coming too. 1007 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:59,375 Like "I'm coming too"? It seems easy… 1008 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:01,583 You usually go to disfigin alone. 1009 01:12:02,458 --> 01:12:04,291 - Hm? - Eh! 1010 01:12:05,291 --> 01:12:09,291 Who is the volunteer who wants to… disappear? 1011 01:12:10,833 --> 01:12:11,833 I! 1012 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,791 [magician] Nice round of applause. 1013 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,916 [applause from the audience] 1014 01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:22,166 - Cioffa. - Catafu. 1015 01:12:22,416 --> 01:12:25,000 - Well. - And now, kind audience 1016 01:12:25,291 --> 01:12:27,666 you will witness my famous experiment. 1017 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:32,583 - Space-time dislocation. - Are you making me disappear? Can we squeeze? 1018 01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,250 Sorry, let me do it. 1019 01:12:34,458 --> 01:12:37,041 But this way he loses attention of the public, let it be… 1020 01:12:37,250 --> 01:12:40,083 Now I'm going in here and disappearing and in my place it appears… 1021 01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:43,125 - What does it look like? A rabbit, a woman? - Nothing appears. 1022 01:12:43,375 --> 01:12:45,041 Oh well, a fucking number. 1023 01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:47,625 - [Paolo] Come on, move! - "Sim-sala-bim"! 1024 01:12:47,875 --> 01:12:49,625 It's a somewhat unusual procedure 1025 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:53,416 but that makes the number even more interesting. 1026 01:12:53,708 --> 01:12:56,541 [Paolo] Do we want to move forward? Does it still take much? 1027 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:59,625 And that's fine! Shut up and disappear! 1028 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:04,333 Paul! 1029 01:13:06,083 --> 01:13:08,375 Be ready, he will have to reappear soon. 1030 01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:10,458 - But I really don't think about it! - Where you go? 1031 01:13:10,666 --> 01:13:14,500 - But who cares! And get up! - [scream and thud] 1032 01:13:16,625 --> 01:13:20,208 The new Miss Costa 2008 is 1033 01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:24,083 number 15, Magda Venni! 1034 01:13:24,708 --> 01:13:26,958 [applause from the audience] 1035 01:13:34,458 --> 01:13:36,541 - Good, huh? - Yes! 1036 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,750 But what does he do? Let's go, dear. 1037 01:13:39,125 --> 01:13:40,333 Love, where were you? 1038 01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:43,041 Disfigin with the magician, congratulations anyway. 1039 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:47,791 - Thank you. But why are you out of breath? - It's the thrill of being with a miss! 1040 01:13:55,375 --> 01:13:58,458 Luigi… look what I found. 1041 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:02,958 Oh… well done. 1042 01:14:03,291 --> 01:14:05,125 - Do you think… - And go! 1043 01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:07,791 What are you doing, murderer! He has a broken paw 1044 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:10,416 I got it to cure it, not to eat it! 1045 01:14:11,208 --> 01:14:15,708 Now, I'm not a vet, but for the lobster's sake 1046 01:14:15,958 --> 01:14:18,666 - this little paw here... - [lobster scream] 1047 01:14:18,916 --> 01:14:21,791 Holy shit! I'm going to get more wood... 1048 01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:25,291 Well done. 1049 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:33,125 [Michela] That's it. 1050 01:14:33,416 --> 01:14:36,500 At least that ugly shirt it served some purpose. 1051 01:14:46,375 --> 01:14:48,875 Go little one, good luck. 1052 01:15:06,208 --> 01:15:07,250 What is that? 1053 01:15:07,583 --> 01:15:10,750 A bed. We are wanted, it's better to sleep here. 1054 01:15:11,041 --> 01:15:13,291 You are right. Which side do you usually sleep on? 1055 01:15:13,583 --> 01:15:15,166 Always on the side of the door. 1056 01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:18,333 - What if the door isn't there? - In the middle. Good night. 1057 01:15:23,916 --> 01:15:26,416 It seems to me... that it could be 1058 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:29,166 big enough for both of us! 1059 01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:36,875 Yes, but there are guard shifts. 1060 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:40,125 - Eh... nice. - There, perfect. 1061 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:43,500 - Nice idea, right. - Good that you understand, I'm glad. 1062 01:15:43,750 --> 01:15:45,208 You start, goodnight! 1063 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:50,166 Okay… half an hour, until ten. 1064 01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:54,708 [Russian] 1065 01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:02,916 But think about it. 1066 01:16:05,375 --> 01:16:07,375 [verses] 1067 01:16:09,333 --> 01:16:13,958 [imitates frog croaking] 1068 01:16:16,916 --> 01:16:21,500 [verses] 1069 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:26,041 - [barks] - Who goes there? 1070 01:16:29,416 --> 01:16:32,416 [imitates the rooster's cry] 1071 01:16:32,833 --> 01:16:34,958 Oh, shift change, it's up to you. Good night. 1072 01:16:37,083 --> 01:16:38,583 [Russian] 1073 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,750 Michela… 1074 01:17:00,291 --> 01:17:03,250 I am very tired, I would say exhausted. 1075 01:17:03,958 --> 01:17:07,000 I would prefer to postpone it until tomorrow. Can you resist? 1076 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:10,291 - But what did you understand? - No. 1077 01:17:10,750 --> 01:17:13,375 You don't have to justify yourself, I understand you. 1078 01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:19,041 Imagine, here... the sea, the moon, the Caribbean, the smell of the male… 1079 01:17:19,333 --> 01:17:21,291 You mean the smell of your armpit? 1080 01:17:21,541 --> 01:17:24,791 You're not the first to tell me this but in the meantime they reach out 1081 01:17:25,083 --> 01:17:27,958 then we spend a night of sex… and what sex! 1082 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:30,750 Then you like it, you fall in love, you want to marry me 1083 01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,000 and I find myself handcuffed to a squalid life as a couple! 1084 01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:35,916 - No! - Are you stupid? 1085 01:17:36,791 --> 01:17:40,083 - You disgust me! - Yes, they all say that. 1086 01:17:40,666 --> 01:17:43,916 However my conditions are strict. 1087 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:46,750 You think about it now, take your watch, 1088 01:17:46,958 --> 01:17:50,750 the night brings advice and tomorrow, but maybe, we'll see... who knows. 1089 01:17:54,125 --> 01:17:55,250 Good night. 1090 01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:05,166 This explicit sexual provocation of yours 1091 01:18:05,416 --> 01:18:08,083 makes me understand that you have drawn your conclusions. 1092 01:18:09,458 --> 01:18:11,166 Michela! 1093 01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:13,833 Please hold your tongue 1094 01:18:14,083 --> 01:18:17,375 because I explained to you that I couldn't give my best tonight. 1095 01:18:17,791 --> 01:18:19,083 Oh, then! 1096 01:18:21,666 --> 01:18:24,166 Maybe, just maybe 1097 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:27,083 I take your proposal into consideration 1098 01:18:27,333 --> 01:18:30,458 but only if you guarantee me which will be an occasional one 1099 01:18:30,750 --> 01:18:33,750 however unforgettable, relationship between singles. 1100 01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,416 At that time? What do you say? 1101 01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:37,583 [groans] 1102 01:18:39,458 --> 01:18:42,458 Well… I take that as a yes. 1103 01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,250 There he is! 1104 01:18:45,541 --> 01:18:47,750 Oh! Holy shit! 1105 01:18:58,416 --> 01:19:00,041 But what happened to you last night? 1106 01:19:00,333 --> 01:19:03,916 What do I know, the magician made me disappear and when one disappears, it disappears. 1107 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:07,750 This morning at 6:30 I reappeared and the theater was empty. 1108 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:10,791 I booked the tournament for you table tennis, on deck 8. 1109 01:19:10,958 --> 01:19:12,833 - Why? - Always stay in the balls! 1110 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,875 - But I don't know how to play. - You learn! 1111 01:19:15,125 --> 01:19:17,208 - And what are you doing? - A Turkish bath. 1112 01:19:17,458 --> 01:19:18,458 I'm coming too! 1113 01:19:18,791 --> 01:19:21,250 Are you crazy? You definitely feel bad! 1114 01:19:21,500 --> 01:19:24,208 It's a closed, full place of smoke, you will lose your breath. 1115 01:19:24,583 --> 01:19:28,583 Go play ping pong which is better. Go! 1116 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:31,583 [in a low voice] What an effort. 1117 01:19:38,416 --> 01:19:40,166 Good morning, Felice. 1118 01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:42,708 Good morning, miss. 1119 01:19:43,458 --> 01:19:44,458 [cough] 1120 01:19:46,375 --> 01:19:50,166 Did you have any problems yesterday? My brother-in-law and I were waiting for you. 1121 01:19:50,541 --> 01:19:52,666 But why didn't my husband apologize? 1122 01:19:53,708 --> 01:19:56,541 - No. - Why not? I recommended it. 1123 01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,375 Excuse me, actually I would like to apologize even with his brother in law, where is he? 1124 01:20:00,708 --> 01:20:04,875 No, I don't think that's possible, because he's in the Turkish bath... 1125 01:20:05,166 --> 01:20:08,541 My husband also booked, we'll go there in a few minutes. 1126 01:20:08,875 --> 01:20:11,208 Come too, so we can all get to know each other! 1127 01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:14,666 The idea is beautiful, but I can't stay in there 1128 01:20:14,916 --> 01:20:17,583 that I can't breathe, I'm already short of air. 1129 01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:20,958 Sorry, we'll do that another time. 1130 01:20:21,875 --> 01:20:25,333 But sometimes it's necessary! I'll get my costume and I'll meet you there. 1131 01:20:29,458 --> 01:20:33,041 Paolo, what are you doing? You didn't apologize with Felice and his brother-in-law. 1132 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:35,750 - No? - No, but you can fix it now. 1133 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,958 - Yes? - Yes, Felice said he is in the Turkish bath. 1134 01:20:39,291 --> 01:20:41,875 Well! Felice's brother-in-law! The old man? 1135 01:20:42,250 --> 01:20:46,083 Yes, now come in, you introduce yourself and apologize to him. 1136 01:20:46,333 --> 01:20:48,958 - I beg your pardon? - No, you apologize to him. 1137 01:20:49,375 --> 01:20:51,666 But to whom? But let's forget about it. 1138 01:20:51,916 --> 01:20:54,916 These are useless excuses, they are useless to nothing, but if you care 1139 01:20:55,166 --> 01:20:58,125 actually I go and apologize, actually I rush. 1140 01:21:03,375 --> 01:21:04,375 Here I am. 1141 01:21:04,708 --> 01:21:06,791 My husband and his brother-in-law are already inside 1142 01:21:07,041 --> 01:21:08,500 so they talk to each other. 1143 01:21:09,291 --> 01:21:12,250 Hello, I don't want to disturb you, My name is Paolo Cioffa. 1144 01:21:12,541 --> 01:21:14,833 - I wanted to ask you... - And instead she disturbs! 1145 01:21:15,083 --> 01:21:17,208 - Leave me alone, please! - What ways! 1146 01:21:17,458 --> 01:21:20,791 - I come here kindly... - Since he's so nice 1147 01:21:21,041 --> 01:21:23,416 Please be kind not to break the balls! 1148 01:21:23,833 --> 01:21:26,458 Please? I didn't get it, should I stop? 1149 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:29,541 To break the balls, balls, zebedei, do it! 1150 01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:32,041 Look, you're abusive of my innate education 1151 01:21:32,250 --> 01:21:35,125 - but if it continues, I'll send you to fuck! - But to whom? 1152 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,375 Who are you sending to fuck? You idiot! 1153 01:21:37,625 --> 01:21:40,833 Oh! I'll swell you like a bagpipe! Let me go, it's better! 1154 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:43,916 - Go away, asshole! - This idiot! 1155 01:21:44,166 --> 01:21:47,250 This old fool! I tried it 1156 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:48,875 but we can't talk about it. 1157 01:21:49,125 --> 01:21:54,500 It's a beast! A troglodyte! I go in, I apologize to him and he answers… 1158 01:21:56,791 --> 01:21:58,416 For me, skip dinner tonight. 1159 01:21:58,750 --> 01:22:02,500 - I think so too. Until we meet again. - Many things. 1160 01:22:22,166 --> 01:22:23,333 What is it? 1161 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,833 I look like a cubist! 1162 01:22:29,458 --> 01:22:31,958 Let's get ready to go down, before they find us. 1163 01:22:32,291 --> 01:22:35,541 He laughs… Come on, get up. 1164 01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:38,666 In my opinion, maybe it's better not to! 1165 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:42,791 And don't tell me what to do, I know how to look after myself perfectly... 1166 01:22:44,666 --> 01:22:46,458 I told him… 1167 01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:52,791 [Michela] What time does the bus leave for the port? 1168 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:54,750 In an hour. 1169 01:23:04,583 --> 01:23:07,916 I'm hungry! We haven't eaten for two days! 1170 01:23:08,416 --> 01:23:10,583 - You're not hungry? - Yes, I'm hungry too. 1171 01:23:11,083 --> 01:23:13,833 But how can you think to eat living beings? 1172 01:23:14,958 --> 01:23:16,416 Living? By now! 1173 01:23:16,750 --> 01:23:19,125 And we don't have any money anyway. Come on, let's go. 1174 01:23:29,666 --> 01:23:32,875 Sorry, did I understand correctly? Cockfighting? 1175 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:35,208 Yes, it's a quaint local custom. 1176 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:38,333 A metaphor for struggle for male supremacy. 1177 01:23:38,541 --> 01:23:42,166 - The cockfight… - It's terrible, we need to stop them! 1178 01:23:42,458 --> 01:23:44,583 But where are you going? There's the bus! 1179 01:23:44,916 --> 01:23:46,750 The police, let's escape! 1180 01:23:48,500 --> 01:23:50,916 - No! We need to save the roosters! - Huh? 1181 01:23:51,166 --> 01:23:52,166 The roosters! 1182 01:23:52,416 --> 01:23:56,666 The roosters... who cares about four feathers... 1183 01:23:56,916 --> 01:23:57,916 [scream into megaphone] 1184 01:23:58,208 --> 01:23:59,833 Ah! Holy shit with this thing! 1185 01:24:00,166 --> 01:24:03,166 When you kill an animal, it's as if a soul were extinguished. 1186 01:24:03,375 --> 01:24:05,916 But go and shit the roosters and the soul of the roosters, eh! 1187 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:07,333 [scream in anger] 1188 01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:20,958 Ugly imbecile, free these animals immediately! 1189 01:24:21,166 --> 01:24:23,750 - [in Spanish] I don't understand. - What did they do to you? 1190 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,958 [audience shouts] Champion! 1191 01:24:27,750 --> 01:24:31,750 Exploiter, delinquent, chauvinist! 1192 01:24:32,083 --> 01:24:33,666 Male chauvinist? 1193 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:38,833 Liberals! 1194 01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:11,500 Greetings. 1195 01:25:12,541 --> 01:25:14,583 [in Spanish] Did you kill "El Diablo"? 1196 01:25:15,458 --> 01:25:19,250 It's not really to the "diabla"... it's more "flamboyed". 1197 01:25:25,166 --> 01:25:27,958 [in Spanish] You killed El Diablo… 1198 01:25:35,791 --> 01:25:37,208 Well… thanks. 1199 01:25:37,583 --> 01:25:38,583 Please. 1200 01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:41,916 You killed the rooster, murderer! 1201 01:25:43,666 --> 01:25:47,291 Murderer! 1202 01:25:59,541 --> 01:26:00,916 [in invented Spanish] No. 1203 01:26:01,125 --> 01:26:04,250 We had nothing to do with the massacre. 1204 01:26:04,541 --> 01:26:06,958 - [in invented Spanish] We tourists! - Tourists. 1205 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:12,375 - I don't understand, who are they shooting at? - To us. 1206 01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:16,125 Holy Christ! They shoot us, do you realise? 1207 01:26:16,375 --> 01:26:18,708 And this is your fault and roosters! What is it? 1208 01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:21,166 - Telephone. - Here you are! 1209 01:26:21,958 --> 01:26:25,250 You see… The last phone call, are you happy? Good. 1210 01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,875 I don't know who to call, I'm single. 1211 01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:33,916 I wouldn't know who to call. Let me die with dignity! 1212 01:26:34,208 --> 01:26:36,458 - He insists on this phone! - Telephone! 1213 01:26:36,750 --> 01:26:37,791 I don't know. Maybe… 1214 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:42,875 at home the parrot answers. But I don't know if the chimpanzee hands him the phone. 1215 01:26:43,208 --> 01:26:46,375 - Michela, I'm Anna! - Ready? 1216 01:26:47,500 --> 01:26:51,750 Ready, Anna! Piero! Yes, we are fine, everything is fine! 1217 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:55,291 Yes… hi. 1218 01:26:56,708 --> 01:26:58,166 What? 1219 01:26:58,958 --> 01:27:01,416 It's all cleared up, they're taking me back to the ship. 1220 01:27:01,666 --> 01:27:02,875 Not "me", "us". 1221 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:05,916 No, "me". 1222 01:27:06,875 --> 01:27:09,916 - And "me"? - And "you"... they shoot you. 1223 01:27:10,208 --> 01:27:11,250 Ah… 1224 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,708 Sense of humor, zero. 1225 01:27:45,125 --> 01:27:46,166 Happy. 1226 01:27:46,875 --> 01:27:48,166 What have you done? 1227 01:27:49,083 --> 01:27:51,541 An abscess. It hurts like hell. 1228 01:27:52,583 --> 01:27:55,708 I can't go down with you, you have to go hiking alone. 1229 01:27:57,625 --> 01:27:59,625 Then I really have to go alone. 1230 01:28:00,916 --> 01:28:03,208 I can't even ask her... 1231 01:28:03,583 --> 01:28:05,500 But why do you speak so softly? 1232 01:28:06,666 --> 01:28:08,541 And I wouldn't want him to hear us. 1233 01:28:20,791 --> 01:28:22,833 Magda, let me introduce you to my brother-in-law. 1234 01:28:23,833 --> 01:28:25,875 Like his brother-in-law? He's my husband. 1235 01:28:27,166 --> 01:28:30,625 Like my husband? He is the husband of my sister, Francesca. 1236 01:28:31,833 --> 01:28:33,958 Why, is he your wife's brother? 1237 01:28:34,833 --> 01:28:37,458 But then if she is in Paolo's company... 1238 01:28:40,416 --> 01:28:43,375 and she's not my sister, so what is it, the lover? 1239 01:28:45,666 --> 01:28:48,583 I am his partner. In fact, he's on a cruise with me. 1240 01:28:49,791 --> 01:28:51,541 No, he's on holiday with me! 1241 01:28:53,916 --> 01:28:56,208 Then you got me for the ass again? 1242 01:28:57,875 --> 01:28:58,875 Below! 1243 01:29:00,833 --> 01:29:02,583 Did it hurt you? Does it hurt? 1244 01:29:02,833 --> 01:29:04,958 Nothing less! It shifted my thoughts! 1245 01:29:05,416 --> 01:29:07,958 I felt myself... I felt myself. 1246 01:29:10,375 --> 01:29:11,833 [in Spanish] You bad asshole. 1247 01:29:12,166 --> 01:29:15,000 It's true, I deceived you, but it was a gesture of love. 1248 01:29:15,250 --> 01:29:17,541 It was the only way we could be together... 1249 01:29:17,791 --> 01:29:20,708 I don't want to leave you anything that makes you remember me. 1250 01:29:20,958 --> 01:29:23,500 - Not a hair! - Love… 1251 01:29:23,875 --> 01:29:27,166 don't get overwhelmed from an emotional reaction. Let's think. 1252 01:29:27,416 --> 01:29:30,666 Magda, forgive me. [in Spanish] Forgive me. 1253 01:29:30,958 --> 01:29:32,625 Ah! The bird's eye! 1254 01:29:33,958 --> 01:29:36,166 Magda, forgive me! 1255 01:29:37,125 --> 01:29:40,541 [in Spanish] Why did you close the door? 1256 01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,875 Why? 1257 01:29:45,750 --> 01:29:48,333 I felt myself, I felt myself… 1258 01:29:51,250 --> 01:29:52,458 [noises at the door] 1259 01:29:52,958 --> 01:29:53,958 Love! 1260 01:29:54,666 --> 01:29:56,625 [in Spanish] Love you have forgiven me! 1261 01:29:56,958 --> 01:29:58,000 Love! 1262 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:06,250 - Love who? - Love who? 1263 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:08,500 Love you. You, only love. 1264 01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:13,041 One love, one love, love you. What a surprise, come in. 1265 01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:16,541 But what good wind? 1266 01:30:16,875 --> 01:30:17,875 And you ask me? 1267 01:30:18,208 --> 01:30:20,166 Does this seem like a normal way to behave? 1268 01:30:20,375 --> 01:30:23,625 You turn off the phones, you never stay away with Felice. You've got a mess! 1269 01:30:23,875 --> 01:30:25,791 An accident on a cruise? 1270 01:30:29,166 --> 01:30:32,208 I smell a perfume. There was a woman here! 1271 01:30:32,791 --> 01:30:35,166 Oh well, it will be the Creole who does the cleaning. 1272 01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:38,875 Of course and does she use Chanel number 5? Do you mind if I take a look? 1273 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:42,041 - No, you won't find a hair anyway. - [there's a knock on the door] 1274 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:43,500 Oh, sir! 1275 01:30:44,708 --> 01:30:47,666 - Magda, what are you doing here? - Love, I have forgiven you. 1276 01:30:47,958 --> 01:30:50,916 How forgiven? Now? On the spot? Forgive me later! 1277 01:30:51,208 --> 01:30:54,041 - How later? - In ten minutes, a quarter of an hour. 1278 01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:56,541 I I say for your dignity of a woman, darling. 1279 01:30:56,833 --> 01:30:59,583 If you do that, someone takes advantage of it. Now go to the bow. 1280 01:30:59,875 --> 01:31:02,333 - But we're on the bow! - Then go astern! 1281 01:31:02,541 --> 01:31:04,000 - [Francesca] Paolo! - Yes? 1282 01:31:07,625 --> 01:31:10,916 - In fact there is nothing here. - View? I am pure as a lily. 1283 01:31:11,250 --> 01:31:14,166 Have you looked everywhere? Were you scrupulous? 1284 01:31:14,875 --> 01:31:16,666 - Did you look here? - No. 1285 01:31:18,666 --> 01:31:20,583 You did well, there's nothing there anyway! 1286 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:22,458 Let me see! 1287 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:26,083 There is only the naval code, typical of cruise ships. 1288 01:31:26,333 --> 01:31:28,500 - And get up! - And oh my! 1289 01:31:34,666 --> 01:31:35,666 And this? 1290 01:31:36,125 --> 01:31:37,166 It's mine. 1291 01:31:37,458 --> 01:31:39,916 Your? A thong? So small? 1292 01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:43,375 Push-up model! Well, what's strange? 1293 01:31:43,625 --> 01:31:47,041 You women get your tits up and we cheer ourselves up! 1294 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:52,416 Zampetti, the urologist, recommended it to me. 1295 01:31:52,666 --> 01:31:55,166 At first an itch, then I got used to it 1296 01:31:55,458 --> 01:31:58,041 - and it's a holy hand for the scrotum. - Who is this? 1297 01:31:58,875 --> 01:32:00,083 - Magda. - Who is Magda? 1298 01:32:00,333 --> 01:32:01,791 - Who is Magda? - Who is Magda? 1299 01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:05,583 - She's Felice's new partner. - And why is he with you in the photo? 1300 01:32:05,791 --> 01:32:07,708 Because Felice took the photo. 1301 01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:12,458 - My brother with this? - Piece of pussy, let's say it. 1302 01:32:12,708 --> 01:32:16,041 This is why he was never happy with me, he was always in the room with her. 1303 01:32:16,291 --> 01:32:18,291 - Unbelievable. - In fact I don't believe it 1304 01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:21,458 and I'm going to ask him. If it's not true that they are together 1305 01:32:21,708 --> 01:32:24,375 - I divorce and I ruin you. - Are you crazy? Where are you going? 1306 01:32:24,625 --> 01:32:27,750 You will surely find them tangled, an indistinct mass. 1307 01:32:27,958 --> 01:32:30,666 - Then you embarrass yourself… - Go, go! 1308 01:32:31,708 --> 01:32:33,750 Darling, I'll wait for you here, huh? 1309 01:32:39,708 --> 01:32:42,291 Abandon ship immediately, Let everyone save themselves 1310 01:32:42,541 --> 01:32:44,833 that a tsunami is coming to me of pain in the ass. 1311 01:32:45,166 --> 01:32:47,750 A truly unpleasant situation. 1312 01:32:58,000 --> 01:32:59,000 Well done! 1313 01:33:06,916 --> 01:33:08,833 [Piero] "Luigi and Michela forever?" 1314 01:33:09,208 --> 01:33:11,541 Wait a minute, sorry, there's a mistake here. 1315 01:33:11,916 --> 01:33:14,166 The spouses are not Luigi and Michela. 1316 01:33:16,875 --> 01:33:18,166 It's a pretty big mistake. 1317 01:33:19,791 --> 01:33:22,708 The pastry chef made a big mess! 1318 01:33:24,791 --> 01:33:25,916 Please! 1319 01:33:27,458 --> 01:33:30,541 No mistake, the bride and groom are Luigi and Michela, I checked. 1320 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:33,708 But checked what? Checked where, what? 1321 01:33:33,916 --> 01:33:37,500 - Checked who, what? - You don't understand, it's a joke, eh! 1322 01:33:38,208 --> 01:33:40,458 We had fun, that's enough, come on... 1323 01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:42,208 Unfortunately the error is there. 1324 01:33:42,458 --> 01:33:44,625 You have signed on the bride and groom's row 1325 01:33:44,875 --> 01:33:46,541 rather than that of the witnesses. 1326 01:33:47,125 --> 01:33:49,583 Holy shit. And what happens now? 1327 01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:54,541 Nothing, what's happening. It's cancelled, we're all here, it's done again, right? 1328 01:33:54,791 --> 01:33:58,125 - Right. - No, we have already sent the fax. 1329 01:33:59,333 --> 01:34:01,458 Commander? But who cares. 1330 01:34:01,708 --> 01:34:04,833 As soon as the fax arrives in Santo Domingo, goes to the protocol office 1331 01:34:05,125 --> 01:34:08,208 and before the embassy closes, is endorsed 1332 01:34:08,500 --> 01:34:11,333 and from that moment you are husband and wife. 1333 01:34:11,583 --> 01:34:13,666 - No! Oh no! - And wife. Very good. 1334 01:34:13,916 --> 01:34:15,916 - Very good? - Clear procedure. 1335 01:34:16,083 --> 01:34:18,250 The procedure is not at all clear! 1336 01:34:18,666 --> 01:34:21,958 Listen, little curiosity, what time does the embassy close? 1337 01:34:23,000 --> 01:34:25,875 In an hour, but to cancel you have to go in person. 1338 01:34:26,375 --> 01:34:28,625 - Can we do it? - We have to do it! 1339 01:34:31,250 --> 01:34:33,583 Are you sure you know how to drive? 1340 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:36,583 Of course I know how to drive, I have a boating license. 1341 01:34:36,958 --> 01:34:40,875 It's still a dinghy. You see, the boating license in [mumbles] 1342 01:34:41,208 --> 01:34:42,875 - …the dinghy! - Huh? 1343 01:34:43,125 --> 01:34:44,666 The dinghy! 1344 01:34:51,416 --> 01:34:54,708 - [Michela] Do we have enough petrol? - [Luigi] Dunno! 1345 01:34:57,750 --> 01:34:58,875 - Paul! - What is it? 1346 01:35:00,375 --> 01:35:03,875 - Where are you going? - In the laundry room. 1347 01:35:04,416 --> 01:35:06,458 - I saw Felice. - And what did he tell you? 1348 01:35:06,833 --> 01:35:10,625 I haven't spoken to him, but I apologize. You were right. 1349 01:35:10,958 --> 01:35:12,916 - Please? - They fuck like hedgehogs. 1350 01:35:13,166 --> 01:35:16,500 But who? Francesca, the names! Him: Happy. She? 1351 01:35:16,750 --> 01:35:18,916 - Magda. - Magda? But are you sure? 1352 01:35:19,458 --> 01:35:20,583 You must have seen wrong 1353 01:35:20,833 --> 01:35:25,958 No, it took me half an hour to see her face, but it was her. 1354 01:35:28,333 --> 01:35:31,250 - Did she like it? - I would say very much. 1355 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:34,333 And then I had never seen Felice naked, but... 1356 01:35:37,000 --> 01:35:38,500 - More than me? - Eh! 1357 01:35:38,750 --> 01:35:40,958 But then a rhythm, an energy! 1358 01:35:41,208 --> 01:35:42,916 Let's leave the details alone! 1359 01:35:43,583 --> 01:35:46,250 When you slammed the door on me I stayed in my face 1360 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:49,250 I heard everything and understood what to do. 1361 01:35:52,208 --> 01:35:54,416 Love… thank you. 1362 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:58,083 Thank you sweetie! But you are a genius. 1363 01:35:58,791 --> 01:36:02,291 You subjected yourself to sacrifice to go to bed with him 1364 01:36:02,541 --> 01:36:04,166 - to save me. - No. 1365 01:36:05,625 --> 01:36:07,791 I take this opportunity to thank you too 1366 01:36:08,041 --> 01:36:11,208 that you volunteered to act as complicit in this nice farce 1367 01:36:11,458 --> 01:36:14,375 pretending, you also simulated the orgasm. 1368 01:36:14,583 --> 01:36:17,541 - Really… - No! What's done is done. 1369 01:36:18,250 --> 01:36:22,250 However, don't be afraid, for me it is as if nothing had happened. 1370 01:36:23,083 --> 01:36:25,250 The important thing is that Francesca believed it. 1371 01:36:25,708 --> 01:36:28,916 Meanwhile love, now you come down from… well, come down. 1372 01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:33,375 In the meantime I'll help you to collect your few things 1373 01:36:33,666 --> 01:36:35,750 so we're leaving and... what are you doing? 1374 01:36:36,250 --> 01:36:39,291 - Madonna of Pompe! - [groans] 1375 01:36:39,791 --> 01:36:41,041 Help me. 1376 01:36:49,250 --> 01:36:50,750 Come on love, come to bed. 1377 01:37:12,041 --> 01:37:13,750 I'm so happy for Felice. 1378 01:37:14,000 --> 01:37:15,041 Eh. 1379 01:37:16,208 --> 01:37:19,416 You know, seeing them so in love, so passionate 1380 01:37:19,666 --> 01:37:22,416 it made me want it. Let's make love… 1381 01:37:22,666 --> 01:37:23,708 Who? 1382 01:37:23,958 --> 01:37:25,625 Like, who? You and me. 1383 01:37:28,083 --> 01:37:30,083 Ah, little pussy… 1384 01:37:39,625 --> 01:37:41,291 [moan of pleasure] 1385 01:37:48,375 --> 01:37:49,416 But what was it? 1386 01:37:50,666 --> 01:37:54,000 Like, what was it? Erm… a one-night stand. 1387 01:37:55,333 --> 01:37:57,625 Goodnight, darling. Have a good rest. 1388 01:38:09,208 --> 01:38:10,583 But what did the doctor say? 1389 01:38:11,041 --> 01:38:13,166 He said he is depressed and needs to unwind. 1390 01:38:13,416 --> 01:38:15,291 Well, now he's coming to the mountains with you. 1391 01:38:15,625 --> 01:38:17,875 I would take it there, but have you seen how he reacts? 1392 01:38:18,625 --> 01:38:20,125 Do you want to come to Pescasseroli? 1393 01:38:20,416 --> 01:38:23,291 No, Pescasseroli, no! 1394 01:38:24,583 --> 01:38:27,375 Have you seen? What did you decide to do? 1395 01:38:27,625 --> 01:38:31,166 We're going to Copenhagen, a kind of second honeymoon. 1396 01:38:31,833 --> 01:38:35,083 Copenhagen… Copenhagen! 1397 01:38:37,333 --> 01:38:39,958 - Do you like Copenhagen? - I like Copenhagen… 1398 01:38:40,791 --> 01:38:44,458 It's the first time he's revived. If he came with you, maybe he would get better. 1399 01:38:44,750 --> 01:38:46,375 Copenhagen! 1400 01:38:47,375 --> 01:38:51,166 No, I don't understand! And then, you're putting me in trouble. 1401 01:38:51,458 --> 01:38:54,583 Then we already have to leave and all the seats are already booked. 1402 01:38:54,958 --> 01:38:59,083 No, I feel too sorry for it, I give up and I go with Francesca to Pescasseroli. 1403 01:38:59,333 --> 01:39:02,791 Not to fish them! I don't want Pescasseroli! 1404 01:39:03,791 --> 01:39:06,250 That is, in your opinion, I have to leave with this dead man 1405 01:39:06,500 --> 01:39:09,833 that we only need one pass of spirit and is he ready for the crypt? 1406 01:39:10,208 --> 01:39:11,666 No! 1407 01:39:12,166 --> 01:39:14,375 But you are ungrateful, he did it for you. 1408 01:39:15,208 --> 01:39:16,250 It is true. 1409 01:39:17,416 --> 01:39:20,500 Ultimately, our happiness is thanks to him. 1410 01:39:20,833 --> 01:39:22,250 Copenhagen. 1411 01:39:26,750 --> 01:39:30,250 And okay… I'll sacrifice myself. 1412 01:39:39,041 --> 01:39:41,625 Just think, the two of us are here back here in the Caribbean 1413 01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:45,291 and those two in Pescasseroli, with two meters of snow, with that cold! 1414 01:39:45,583 --> 01:39:48,666 But here, what an atmosphere. Can I ask you something? 1415 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:51,958 - Are you making me depressed again? - Copenhagen… 1416 01:39:52,208 --> 01:39:55,750 My goodness, you are a phenomenon. So we deceived them, good job. 1417 01:39:56,208 --> 01:39:58,791 And now let's go have some fun. You come! 1418 01:40:02,291 --> 01:40:04,666 But how come Have you already busted Magda's balls? 1419 01:40:04,958 --> 01:40:08,625 No, as a lover she is very nice, but as a wife she is unbearable. 1420 01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:12,833 Speaking of lovers, which one do you get, the blonde or the brunette? 1421 01:40:13,541 --> 01:40:16,291 - I like brunettes. - I'm the blonde, with the rude ass. 1422 01:40:16,541 --> 01:40:18,500 I haven't seen an ass like that in 20 years! 1423 01:40:41,208 --> 01:40:42,333 [dolphin sound] 1424 01:40:42,791 --> 01:40:45,166 - [dolphin sound] - [the dolphin answers her] 1425 01:40:45,416 --> 01:40:48,250 - Yes, later! - [the dolphin answers her] 1426 01:41:02,291 --> 01:41:03,791 [clears throat] 1427 01:41:14,416 --> 01:41:16,416 Do you know that today is our anniversary? 1428 01:41:16,958 --> 01:41:18,708 We've been married for a year. 1429 01:41:20,666 --> 01:41:23,208 No, we've been crashing for a year. 1430 01:41:24,541 --> 01:41:28,416 Okay, come on, at least Let's not argue for today, eh? 1431 01:41:31,708 --> 01:41:32,708 Okay. 1432 01:41:34,708 --> 01:41:37,000 - Michela… - Yes? 1433 01:41:38,208 --> 01:41:39,458 What are you doing tonight? 1434 01:41:40,250 --> 01:41:41,958 Well, I have a half commitment. 1435 01:41:45,041 --> 01:41:47,958 Can't you cancel? It's our evening. 1436 01:41:48,875 --> 01:41:52,458 Just don't bring your friend, I don't like her, she's a drag. 1437 01:41:53,541 --> 01:41:56,583 Listen Diadora... don't get angry. 1438 01:41:57,291 --> 01:41:59,208 It's our anniversary, anyway... 1439 01:41:59,583 --> 01:42:02,583 try to understand, eh. Thank you. 1440 01:42:02,958 --> 01:42:07,416 - [Luigi clears his throat] - Yes? 1441 01:42:08,250 --> 01:42:12,083 So... everything's fine, she was understanding. 1442 01:42:12,541 --> 01:42:13,541 Well. 1443 01:42:14,291 --> 01:42:16,458 So… can I? 1444 01:42:20,458 --> 01:42:21,458 Please. 1445 01:42:42,083 --> 01:42:45,083 [inaudible voices]